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Originally posted by: sean wookie
And once my dad put icyhot on his balls and he was screaming out loud and it was in a campground and everyone heard it.


ROTFLMAO!!!!

Yeah, that'll do it alright.
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9527/girlsandrandom5zk.jpg

so this was out night out back in nov. four of us girls went to Plan B during reading break and there happened to be a pub crawl that night. of course i was using my classical pick up line 'you from outta town?" and sadly the guys were not giving the answer i wanted to here. towards the end of the night we were pretty tispy and i had my disposable camera with me. this guy in the pic (we still have no idea who he is, or how we started talking to him) came up to us and starting sweet talking my blonde friend. in the meantime, i was standing around waiting for another gf to show up as she had disappeared with some guy earlier that night. that is when matthias came over to chat. holy greek RANDOM. talk about hotstuff. well we didnt get a pic with the greek boy, but this random here was like so ladies anyone up for an after party? and we were like no we're cabbing home. and he looked all disappointed, and then had the nerve to ask, 'so ladies, this may seem really out there, but are you guy up from some orgy action?" we all kinda looked at each other, and then i put my arm around my friend ( with double Ds) and said 'i'm sorry, we don't swing that way" and my friend who got the message was like 'yeah, *as she put her hand on my blonde friends ass* we aren't into guys" and he looked soooo taken back it was prob the funniest thing ever. he left, and came back 5 min later with 4 of his friends and they were trying for another 15 min to get us to party with them later on that night.

god i love pretending to be a lesbian.
but i love boys even more


*resists making a comment*
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Then don't. That's what pisses everyone off here. first you apologized, saying that you wouldn't say anything to her and yet you still stalk her posts. BTW, you do know she has been ignoring u for ages.
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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Originally posted by: kev
Then don't. That's what pisses everyone off here. first you apologized, saying that you wouldn't say anything to her and yet you still stalk her posts. BTW, you do know she has been ignoring u for ages.


That's why I made my post above, so as to make it clear that I don't plan to comment on it.
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kev how was your night last night? did you guys end up going clubbing? i'm sure you've got some funny stories from that!

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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Originally posted by: kev
Then don't. That's what pisses everyone off here. first you apologized, saying that you wouldn't say anything to her and yet you still stalk her posts. BTW, you do know she has been ignoring u for ages.


That's why I made my post above, so as to make it clear that I don't plan to comment on it.


Hmm...maybe it's just me, but it seems to me that, in "resisting to make a comment," you made a comment on the post. If you want to make it clear you don't plan to comment on it, don't say anything! Jeez. I'm siding with kev, here, Adam. You're not making a good case for yourself.
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ok we went over this many times, adam wants attention, why id he like that who knows, maybe he doesnt get enough attention in real life, maybe he's adopted who knows but i guess until jay bans him we'll just have to put up with his bullshit.
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Originally posted by: kev
Then don't. That's what pisses everyone off here. first you apologized, saying that you wouldn't say anything to her and yet you still stalk her posts. BTW, you do know she has been ignoring u for ages.


That's why I made my post above, so as to make it clear that I don't plan to comment on it.


Hmm...maybe it's just me, but it seems to me that, in "resisting to make a comment," you made a comment on the post. If you want to make it clear you don't plan to comment on it, don't say anything! Jeez. I'm siding with kev, here, Adam. You're not making a good case for yourself.


No. In that post, I gave a "response." A comment would be if I were to respond to the actual content of HLF's post. My post pretty much let everyone know that I don't plan to comment on the post. It was a statement, not a response to her post specifically. You see, in order to let everyone know who I was not going to respond to, I had to quote HLF.
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No

YOU*ARE*A*TROLL

Why can't you just admit it and end your childish nonsense as well as your lewd, explicit posts.
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yo PJ, Can I talk to you later on MSN, if that's alright, with ya?
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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Originally posted by: Scout trooper
No

YOU*ARE*A*TROLL

Why can't you just admit it and end your childish nonsense as well as your lewd, explicit posts.


YOU are wrong.

Have a nice day.
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i'm logging on now kevy

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i just took a look. looking good sean. make sure to dress all cute on monday. that way she will notice you made that extra effort and you'll get bonus points

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funny story. last night my friend was dancing with this guy, and then she started making out with him. then he went to get a drink, and came back to find her making out with a new guy, and he was all upset and so our other friend was like 'yeah her bf just came back' and he was like WHAT and ran away. then it turned out that the first guy she was making out with turned out to BE friends with the second guy and afterwards apparently the first guy got super pissed with his friend...lol thank god my friends and i all have different tastes cuz we have never had to fight over a guy.

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ohhhh thats bad, poor guys. i partially know how it feels i had some girl that i had a crush on start making out with my roommate on a night me and her went out.
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
where are they sean?


Boytoy thread shimmy.
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ok yeah i saw them, looking good
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i'm sorry guys but pictures do tell a thousand words...
okay so this was one afternoon in bolen books that my friend and i were looking at the erotica stuff. well i was like "wow a kama sutra book lets see how real this is" and opened it up to find people actually imitating the poses, not those garbage cartoon figures. and then this older women sees us staring and laughing at some of the poses and she says "you girls are far too young to be looking at things like that, what would you're mother think?" and my friend was like 'you know i think my mother needs this cuz her sex life is def nothing lik this!" and the old lady just looked at us in horror and ran as fast as her cane would let her.

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hmmm lets see funny stories, heres a good karma one and it proves that karma exists

OK so last year i went clubbing with a bunch of people on my floor, there was like 10 of us going and it was my buddies birthday. now at the time i wasnt feeling very well i was just going for him. anyway at around 1 1:30 two girls that i am friends with decide they want to leave, since i wasnt feeling well i decided to go with them cause DT vancouver is not a good place for them to walk around alone, also we were near hastings(people who know vancouver know the problem with that) so we walk for 20 mins to the bus stop. finally we get there and we are waiting for the bus, while were waiting i decided oh ill get some Macdonalds since its right beside the bus stop so i go in order my food and while i am waiting for it to come the bus comes. so those two clown rather then waiting for me ditch me and run onto the bus, i was like wtf. so i grab my food, and it was the last normal bus so i had to wait for the night bus thats 45 mins. so anyway when i get on the bus i meet this really hot indian chick man she was good looking so talked to her the entire way back to school and what not. when i get back to my floor at like 3:30 i go to find the girls see if they made it back ok. but there no where to be found so i call them, it turns out that there bus broke down like a km from UBC so they had to walk in the dark in the middle of like a forest/park area by themselves for like 45 mins. hahaha when they got back to the univsity i got a big hug and a back rub cause they were so sry they left me. hahaha so there you have it, karma in action right there.
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here's a funny story:
once upon a time there was a boy. he was rude and obnoxious. people did not like him but he tried to be funny so people would. finally he was booted. then end.

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is that a true story pj is the main character Adam I, wait thats too obvious, was it A wankiobi