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Post #183215

Author
JennyS1138
Parent topic
Translating SW dialogue to modern day English
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Date created
18-Feb-2006, 10:06 AM
Leia: Governor Tarkin, I knew you were behind this. I could spell your b.o. on the way in.

Tarkin: Nice to see you too Princess. I will be so sad to see them stick a needle in your arm.

Leia: Oh cry me a river.

Tarkin: Princess Lee-ah,

Leia: It's Lay-uh, not Lee-ah.

Tarkin: Whatever. Before you die, we wanted you to be a guest at our little Death Star initiation party.

Leia: What the hell are you talking about?

Tarkin: You are about to witness the full firepower of this station. Nobody will think of messing with the Emperor now.

Leia: Is that a threat?

Tarkin: Oh why do I even bother. Leia, since you will not tell us where your secret base is, we are going to blow up your home Planet of Alderaan!

Leia: *&*#&*(&####(@(@(!!!!!!

Tarkin: I knew that would get your attention. It's either Alderaan or your rebel base. You get the final say.

Leia: Fine, the Rebels are on Dantooine.

Tarkin: I knew that would work. You may fire when ready.

Leia: What the $*@@?!

Tarkin: I can't believe you fell for that one. You can kiss Alderaan goodbye.

Leia: Shit!