last year, my buddy and i went to the club on campus at UBC, the club is in our sub, so its like 12 and someone hit the firealarm so we all and to go outside, so we're outside and hes like i gotta piss so he goes over to the wall and is like 10 ft away from a gaurd. and he starts pissing the gaurd jsut stands there then looks over his shoulder and was like HEY HEY YOU CANT DO THAT. and but that time he was done and it was safe to go back in so he zips up and starts to head back to the door completely ignoring the gaurd. then the gaurd runs up to him and this is the conversation they had
hey where do you think your going
back inside its cold
you cant get outta here
NO i am going inside
no out
IN
OUT
IN
hahaha and walks right by and we go back to the club it was so funny he dissed that gaurd so bad.