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Post #182848

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starkiller
Parent topic
Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa?! Say it ain't so!
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Date created
17-Feb-2006, 2:07 PM
Originally posted by: Shimraa
wow thats a horrible idea, mother teresa must have just rolled over in her grave.
Rolled over nuthin'.
She's spinning like a Niagra Falls generator.

You know, I have to admit this surprised me, but it shouldn't have. After all, if Alan Alda can play a Republican Presidential candidate on the West Wing, what's the stretch for this?

Can you imagine Paris on the set?

Paris: Look at these clothes, I can't wear this??
Director: Why not?
Paris: Well, they're dirty, they're rough and there's no place for me to put (Paris turns to her dog) my cute little Tinkerbell! I don't even see a designer label. Who made these?
Director: Those clothes were woven by those women over there.
Later...
Director: Ok, I want you to pick up one of the childr...
Paris: I have to what!?!
Director: What's wrong now?
Paris: No one said I had to touch some dirty little kids.
Director: Don't you know who Mother Teresa was? She cared for the poor and sick all her life. Dirt never hurt her. She was commited to lifestyle without many of the amenities of...
Paris: The what?
Director: Amenities. The good things of life? Luxuries?
Paris: What are you saying? No cellular sidekicks? No penthouse suites?
Director: No electronics. Minimal foods. Sometimes she'd get clean drinking water.
Paris: Well, at least the guys around here look good...
Director: Oh, no men either. She always put the needs of others before her own needs.
Paris: Alright, I'm outta here.