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Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
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General Star Wars Caption This
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17-Feb-2006, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by: Scotty Balls
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Behind the scenes...

MARK: Sir Alec, how can I become as distinguished an actor as you?
ALEC: Well Mark, first of all, you must treat the character of Luke as a very whiny bitch-boy. After that, you should make a really awful movie featuring a very expensive car in the title. Then, years later, you should do voice work in video games & cartoons.
MARK: Really?
ALEC: Yes Mark, if you follow my instructions, you will never fail.
MARK" Wow Sir Alec! Thanks so much for your time & advice! (Mark runs away to call his agent about Corvette Summer)
ALEC: (under his breath): What a stupid mother fu***r!


Hahahahahaha

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LEIA: "Goldenrod here is more man than most scruffy nerf herders, if you know what I mean..."

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HAN: "She left me for Goldenrod Chewie, Goldenrod!"
CHEWBACCA: "There Sol, there there..."