Post #182276

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Parent topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link to post in topic: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/182276/action/topic#182276
Date created: 16-Feb-2006, 1:58 PM

Originally posted by: Number20

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OBI-WAN: "Luke, listen, this is important. This means something."
LUKE: "What?"
OBI-WAN: "Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels GREAT when you're doing it. But in the end, you're just screwing yourself."
LUKE: "