Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father

Indiana Jones and the Second Last Crusade (an aging Indy decides he really should have kept the youth-giving grail after all and goes in search of it again)

I have all the latest scoop on this movie. It is set in 1945, and Indy visits Sallah in Egypt, where the two uncover documents in the village of Nag Hammadi that include the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel of Mary Magdelene. Indy immediately translates the ancient aramaic and realizes his father's lifelong (and his own in the last film) grail search was all a misdirect ... a hoax ... and that the "grail" actually refers to Mary Magdelene's womb carrying the progeny of Christ. It is reavealed that the Catholic Church has been complicit in the supression of this information, which is why Hitler has been rounding up Catholic Priests into his concentration camps. Furthermore, the knight who was left buried in the rubble behind the great seal was actually one of the original Knights Templar, and in a secret room next to the room with all the fake grails was a round room where this old man had sex with his estranged wife, who'd been camping out in Scottish church for the last thousand years, only visiting her husband on the equinox, so they could have sex while the other knights dressed in black and white robes and watched. Indy shoots some Nazis who are trying to steal proof of this coverup because that knowledge is powerful enough to turn the tide of WWII back in their favor and let them rule the world. Indy gets religion, Hitler shoots himself, and a bunch of anagrams are made out of Da Vinci's artwork titles.

Smells like a blockbuster.