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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
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Ewok! It's the right thing to do, and a tasty way to do it!
"...all Jedi Had was a bunch of muppets." - Dante Hicks (Clerks)

Anakin was an OLD MAN when he died, therefore his ghost should be old too AND WITH EYEBROWS
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
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GL: Hello, Mr. President (in his mind: Hey there George W.!)
GWB: Hello, Mr. Lucas. (in his mind: Hey there, George W.!)
(people cheer)
GWB: So... uh, how da ya like the White House, Mr. Lucas?
GL: It's good, it's great. But... uh... I've got a few ideas to make it your vision (puts arm around GWB's shoulder.) Come on buddy, let me show you.
is that a real picture? god lucas looks like such a lump now

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Yep, that's a real pic. Yesterday (Feb 13), ILM was honored with some big award at the White House. And of course, GL was there to take all the fame and glory for ILM.
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Anyone care to guess where Bush is hiding his right hand? She sure has a big smile.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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"I'd love to help you fight the empire, but I can't on the count of my diabetes."

"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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HAN SOLO: "Those damn imperials have us in a tractor beam -- again!"
CHEWBACCA: "Are we boned?"
HAN: "Yep, we boned."
CHEWBACCA: "Damn."
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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HAN SOLO: "We've REALLY got to make the jump to hyperspace this time!"
CHEWBACCA: "Why so important?"
HAN: "If we don't get out of here now, we'll be trapped and forced to appear in some lousy TV spec--Damn, too late."
CHEWBACCA: "Shit. But, look at the the bright side."
HAN: "What's that?"
CHEWBACCA: "At least YOU'RE not in those piles of garbage known as the PT. I wish I was that lucky."
HAN: "You've got a point. Happy Life Day buddy."
CHEWBACCA: "whatever"

"...all Jedi Had was a bunch of muppets." - Dante Hicks (Clerks)

Anakin was an OLD MAN when he died, therefore his ghost should be old too AND WITH EYEBROWS
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Originally posted by: Scotty Balls
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HAN SOLO: "We've REALLY got to make the jump to hyperspace this time!"
CHEWBACCA: "Why so important?"
HAN: "If we don't get out of here now, we'll be trapped and forced to appear in some lousy TV spec--Damn, too late."
CHEWBACCA: "Shit. But, look at the the bright side."
HAN: "What's that?"
CHEWBACCA: "At least YOU'RE not in those piles of garbage known as the PT. I wish I was that lucky."
HAN: "You've got a point. Happy Life Day buddy."
CHEWBACCA: "whatever"


Hahahahahahaha
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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EMPEROR: "Mirror mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
DARTH VADER: "Carrie Fisher, circa 1977."
EMPEROR: "Shut up."

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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"CHEWBACCA: "At least YOU'RE not in those piles of garbage known as the PT. I wish I was that lucky."
HAN: "You've got a point. Happy Life Day buddy."

Now THAT'S funny!

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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WILFORD BRIMLEY: "I said watch Clark."

Can you guess which Brimley film that's from?
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Sorry to say I really only know him from his Liberty Medical commercials.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I really should get this mole looked at ..its getting ridiculous!
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
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If longer my arms were, reach-around I would give you, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss.

"...all Jedi Had was a bunch of muppets." - Dante Hicks (Clerks)

Anakin was an OLD MAN when he died, therefore his ghost should be old too AND WITH EYEBROWS
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Mmm, new body wash I sense in you. Hmm, yessss!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Dont get too attached to him kid..one day when your all grown up ..and I have more money ..I'm replacing him with a CGI version, or taking out of the movie all together. sorry kid..I have a VISION!
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
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Originally posted by: Trinity_Strikes_Back
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Dont get too attached to him kid..one day when your all grown up ..and I have more money ..I'm replacing him with a CGI version, or taking out of the movie all together. sorry kid..I have a VISION!


JAKE: You talking to me or the droid?
"...all Jedi Had was a bunch of muppets." - Dante Hicks (Clerks)

Anakin was an OLD MAN when he died, therefore his ghost should be old too AND WITH EYEBROWS
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Originally posted by: Scotty Balls
Originally posted by: Trinity_Strikes_Back
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Dont get too attached to him kid..one day when your all grown up ..and I have more money ..I'm replacing him with a CGI version, or taking out of the movie all together. sorry kid..I have a VISION!


JAKE: You talking to me or the droid?


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by: Scotty Balls
Originally posted by: Trinity_Strikes_Back
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1370000/images/_1373068_lucas_film150.jpg

Dont get too attached to him kid..one day when your all grown up ..and I have more money ..I'm replacing him with a CGI version, or taking out of the movie all together. sorry kid..I have a VISION!


JAKE: You talking to me or the droid?


Hahahahahaha

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"Who's scruffy lookin'?!"

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HAN: "I hate snakes... I hate 'em!"

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STORMTROOPERS: "Faster, cheaper! Faster, cheaper! Faster, cheaper!"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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What do you mean I have to be in Episode 3?
"...all Jedi Had was a bunch of muppets." - Dante Hicks (Clerks)

Anakin was an OLD MAN when he died, therefore his ghost should be old too AND WITH EYEBROWS
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"Mind evaporator? Hell no!"
"The things that stick in my mind and make me laugh were, like, memos worried about whether or not the Wookie should have pants. They're looking at this thing and saying, "Couldn't he have some lederhosen?" This is great. Of all the things to worry about, the Wookie has no pants." -Mark Hamill
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CHEWBACCA: "Pants? Pants?! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' PANTS!!!"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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HAN: "I give the O-OT THUMBS UP! Just don't ask me what I think of the PT."
"...all Jedi Had was a bunch of muppets." - Dante Hicks (Clerks)

Anakin was an OLD MAN when he died, therefore his ghost should be old too AND WITH EYEBROWS
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!

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OBI-WAN: "Luke, listen, this is important. This means something."
LUKE: "What?"
OBI-WAN: "Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels GREAT when you're doing it. But in the end, you're just screwing yourself."
LUKE: ""
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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