1. Must wear Aqua De Gio (aka "How-to-get-a-women-in-bed-like-THAT")
I actually do own a bottle of that.
2. MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside... this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it)
I think I'm not bad looking. Not great but not bad. I also think I'm a fairly cool dude, and for some reason women seem to like me so I guess I must be somewhat 'hot'. I'm singer/guitarist in a rock band - is that hot?
3. nice bum (this can be traded for another body part)
I have received favourable comments on my posterior
4. Must have a job, authorive figure preferred (ie professors )
I work for the British Government
5. must know how to dance (ie. grinding is a must)
Under the influence of alcohol, I have been known to break into a bit of 'Robot'. I would love to be able to swing dance but can't be bothered to take lessons.
6. Enjoys "games"
I like all kinds of games and fun and non-serious activities. If you are referring to sex games, I'm all for those too.
7. Has a life outside the forum
Definitely. I've travelled the world, have a wife, play in a band, work as a freelance illustrator.
8. exotic eye color and/or skin color
Hmm...This is where I fall down. My eyes are brown. But let's call them 'hazel' so I fit the criteria.
9. "You from outta town?" your answer must be YES
I'm from London
10.Must be comfortable with me using the terms "bitch" and "random" to describe you
Call me what you like