Well, let's not talk about Adam like he's not here and watching this. Adam, attempting to be respectful to your situation, that this is really a capital screwup. If you really had the kind of respect for women that you claim you do, I don't think you'd have even started along this line, much less kept it up for... how long has it been? Three weeks? A month? Maybe I'm wrong, and maybe you just have a really fucking bizarre and malicious sense of humour, but making girls get so pissed off that they explode at you isn't something I typically do for fun.

That being said, I'm not you, and you're not me. Maybe you're being sincere, but if you are, man, you have some issues. I just don't believe you. I'm sure you don't really care about my opinion, which is why I'm not going to say anything nasty about you for saying all kinds of nasty crap to my friend. Stop now, act like you describe- with respect and dignity- and hey, maybe you'll be forgiven. Grovelling won't get you there.