Originally posted by: sean wookie
Or "I am glad to be single because I am to cowardly to ask a girl out, except for that one girl but she asked me out day".

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Nice one.

I'd like to declare today "It's what? Valentine's Day? Oh, is that what all the chocolate and roses were for! Gee, when was the last time I bought a rose for someone other than my mother. Oh, yeah, for my cousin's grad. That was one heck of a party. I love small town grads, because everyone knows people are just getting plastered after the show. Alcohol would be a good idea right now. I may not be dating anyone, but a beer never says 'Not tonight, honey.' What about that girl I was drinking with last week? What was her name again? Ah, who cares? She works evenings all week and I work days. Too bad, too. Maybe I should do some shopping. I've got to buy some saffron and ginger. Hey, when does the Asian Market close? 5:30? Wow, I'd better run then! Day."