So i got a private message asking if there were requirements for the position "Boy Toy". After careful thinking i made a list and here it is!
1. Must wear Aqua De Gio (aka "How-to-get-a-women-in-bed-like-THAT") 2. MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside... this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it) 3. nice bum (this can be traded for another body part) 4. Must have a job, authorive figure preferred (ie professors ) 5. must know how to dance (ie. grinding is a must) 6. Enjoys "games" 7. Has a life outside the forum 8. exotic eye color and/or skin color 9. "You from outta town?" your answer must be YES 10.Must be comfortable with me using the terms "bitch" and "random" to describe you
so... applicants, i'd love a picture. in exchange i'll send you a good one of me. if you have the maturity level under 18, i will not respond to you. that is a warning!
If I were to devise an elaborate thread ranking system based on a 1 to 10 scale with 1 being an actual turd and 10 being the most precious of gems, I would refuse to rate this thread.
The result would be an insult to turds everywhere.
wow you never stop amazing me with your cleverness stinky, that post served absolution no purpose to anyone anywhere, i hope you enjoyed the minute of life you jsut lost writing that up.
Originally posted by: Shimraa wow you never stop amazing me with your cleverness stinky, that post served absolution no purpose to anyone anywhere, i hope you enjoyed the minute of life you jsut lost writing that up.
Good luck finding a "boytoy" here in the internet. From what I can see you'll find a hell of a hard time finding some of the interneters to meet the requirements you listed.