If I made a film of the same name, the plot would go something like this:
- A commando is sent back in time on a special secret mission - to prevent the prequels from ever being made.
- The commando goes back in time, fighting his way through armies of yes-men to reach the diabolical stronghold known only as "The Ranch".
- An epic battle takes place between the commando and George Lucas until finally the commando executes his deadly ninja-move, rendering Lucas mute and handless.
- Alternative ending: the two combatants put down their weapons as they discuss what made the Original Trilogy so phenomenal in the first place. Lucas agrees to burn his working draft of "The Phantom Menace" and starts again, employing the help of Kurtz, Kershner, and Kasdan to create a new script.
- The Star Wars Universe is safe once again.
EDIT: I'm a geek.