The Things We Hate And Love Thread . — Page 195

Author: battlewars
Time: 12-Feb-2006 12:59 AM
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
I hate when joking about racism automatically makes you racist. There's a reason they're called jokes, people!

one persons joke is anothers insult

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 12-Feb-2006 1:05 AM
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There's a time and a place for seriousness, and a time and a place for joking. I don't expect jokes about race and ethnicity would go over too well during a UN council meeting, for example, but, beyond formal, serious situations, people should just lighten up and learn to laugh at their own idiosyncracies or how silly some of their national customs might look to people who aren't used to them. People should stop getting offended so easily. Otherwise, with political correctness, the whole world just sits around awkardly in a room, hoping that no one coughs, in fear that it might set someone off. Life's too short for that kind of crap.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 12-Feb-2006 1:05 AM
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Originally posted by: battlewars
i hate racists who like to say theyre politically incorrect as if that makes it okay

Never met one.

Author: Warbler
Time: 12-Feb-2006 1:42 AM
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
In fact, most of the racist jokes I hear are from a close friend of mine who's African American.

Here's a couple he told me:

What do you call a bunch of white people rolling down a hill? an avalanche.

What do you call a bunch of black people rolling down a hill? a mudslide.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans rolling down a hill? JAILBREAK!!

What do you call one n*gga on the moon? A problem.

What do you call two n*ggas on the moon? A bigger problem?

What do you call all the n*ggas on the moon? Problem solved.

What do you call a room full of rednecks? A full set of teeth.

What do you say to a TV that floats in the dark? "Drop it, n*gga!"

Screw political correctness.

Nanner, I am no big fan of political correctness, and I wouldn't automatically assume you to be a racist, but those jokes are not one damn bit funny and are in very poor taste.

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 12-Feb-2006 1:57 AM
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I can't stand political correctness either. But there's a fine line between jokes and outright disrespect.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 12-Feb-2006 1:58 AM
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I guess it just goes to show how every person thinks differently. I thought they were very funny, Nanner. I don't think we should get into a habit of posting them, but they were funny.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 12-Feb-2006 2:08 AM
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Did you notice how I tried to contain as many ethnic groups as possible, so that everybody got made fun of equally?

All men are created equal, after all.

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 12-Feb-2006 2:16 AM
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split

All men are created equal, after all.

Just to be picky, all men and women are created equally.

And, as you pointed out with your race jokes, we have the ability to make fun of, and laugh at, people of any race.

Author: sybeman
Time: 12-Feb-2006 2:32 AM
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"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless."

Name the film for an e-cookie!

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 12-Feb-2006 2:37 AM
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Full Metal Jacket.

Author: skyman8081
Time: 12-Feb-2006 2:39 AM
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Originally posted by: sybeman
"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless."

Name the film for an e-cookie!

Full Metal Jacket.

"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down."

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 12-Feb-2006 2:42 AM
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I HATE WHEN MY WIFE ASKS ME WHY I HAVE TO WATCH THE MAN SHOW.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 12-Feb-2006 2:48 AM
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LOL! Yep, that is a pretty dumb question. Why? Because we're guys!

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 12-Feb-2006 2:56 AM
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AND THERE ARE HALF-NAKED, HOT CHICKS ON THE TV JUMPING AROUND.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 12-Feb-2006 3:22 AM
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Yeah, that's basically what I said.

Author: sybeman
Time: 12-Feb-2006 3:55 AM
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YAY! *Hands an E-Cookie to Skyman*

Congrats!

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 12-Feb-2006 4:05 AM
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Originally posted by: sybeman
YAY! *Hands an E-Cookie to Skyman*

Congrats!

Hold on a sec. You said you would give an e-cookiee to whoever gives the correct film title. And I did, therefore, I deserve an e-cookiee. And, as you can tell, I did not edit the post with my response.

*steals an e-cookiee from sybeman, quickly eats it*

Author: HotRod
Time: 12-Feb-2006 10:43 AM
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Originally posted by: Warbler

Originally posted by: Nanner Split
In fact, most of the racist jokes I hear are from a close friend of mine who's African American.

Here's a couple he told me:

What do you call one n*gga on the moon? A problem.

What do you call two n*ggas on the moon? A bigger problem?

What do you call all the n*ggas on the moon? Problem solved.

What do you call a room full of rednecks? A full set of teeth.

What do you say to a TV that floats in the dark? "Drop it, n*gga!"

Screw political correctness.

Nanner, I am no big fan of political correctness, and I wouldn't automatically assume you to be a racist, but those jokes are not one damn bit funny and are in very poor taste.

What do you say to a TV that floats in the dark? "Drop it, n*gga!"

Come on man, that was funny!

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Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 12-Feb-2006 11:16 AM
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That redneck one was good. I think the funniest was the moon joke, though."

And for the record, the joke is sending all 'n*ggas' to the moon, not all black people. There is a difference. There are some people of all races who I'd send up there with them.