Yeah, that joke is totally old. Granted, occasionally it works well, but now it needs altering just to be funny. Example: We were doing a scene on Friday night (improv theatre), and asked for a moment in history to replay. We were given the Guttenburg Bible. So, we started the scene as Guttenburg and King James, and the commisioning of said bible. We started arguing about something (doesn't matter what), and then Phil slaps me and exclaims, "I'm King James, Bitch!"