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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®)) — Page 24

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Yeah, but I like to hang out in the FrobozzCo lounge. Loads of hot chicks can be spotted in there.
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However, I have a spot reserved in the lounge for me, since I'm a permanent client of FrobozzCo.
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You wrecked this place, AWK, and everyone knows it.

I don't care how much snivelling ass sucking you did - no one will ever forget what you did, or care that 85% of your posts are garbage.
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
However, I have a spot reserved in the lounge for me, since I'm a permanent client of FrobozzCo.
No you don't, no you're not.

War does not make one great.

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*lays back on the lounge couch*

*drifts off to sleep and starts snoring*
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*Addresses all FrobozzCo staff*
OK boys, intruder in the staff lounge. You know what to do.

War does not make one great.

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*awaken by the announcement, AWK leaps up off the couch, straps on jetpack, pulls out AWKsp™ in defense, and escapes by flying through the roof*
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*Laughs as the rigged jet-pack explodes, killing AWK. AWK's head falls to earth and lands at YIYF's feet, splitting open as it hits the floor. YIYF crushes what is left of the brain to prevent any possibility of AWK reforming or returning from the grave, and the sticks the severed head on a spike out side the Frobozzco building. YIYF than goes to his office and gets a Ouija board out from his desk drawer. Using the Ouija board, he contacts the spirit world and requests that the spirits stop any attempt by AWK to return from the afterlife in another body or as a ghost. The spirits, who are in debt to YIYF (but that's another story) oblige*

War does not make one great.

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*AWK lands jetpack, gets in Astin Martin, and speeds away. YIYF suddenly reallizes that he has been duped by a replicant AWK*
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*YIYF sighs at AWK's super-lame 'replicant' excuse then laughs as the rigged Aston-Martin Explodes, killing AWK. This time there are no remains, so YIYF doesn't need to crush the brain and stick the head on a spike, but he repeats the Ouija Board ritual just to be sure. Before leaving the office YIYF takes one last look at the readouts beamed to his office from the Aston-Martin via satelite moments before it exploded - the DNA reader installed in the sterring wheel confirms that it was the real AWK who was destroyed in the explosion*

War does not make one great.

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*Laying on his bed at home, AWK grins at the fact that he ejected from his Astin Martin seconds before it exploded.*
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No you didn't. At least come up with a good get-out.
At least if you're at home you're not at FrobozzCo.

*Wonders what an 'Astin' Martin is*

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father

At least if you're at home you're not at FrobozzCo.


...yet.
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I think it's rather obvious that AWK was a replicant. I mean, first off, he had no real emotions. He had to fake emotions using smiley faces in each post. Secondly, judging by the time of his posts, and the fact that he's ALWAYS here (except when he's not, but even then, he's probably just socking or something), he obviously doesn't sleep.

How many real people do you know who don't sleep or have any emotion?

On a lighter note, isn't an Astin Martin a drink? No, wait, that's an Astin Martini. And there's one sitting in my office right now.
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stephen king stays up without sleep. but then again, he might be a replicant as well...

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Takes one to know one, Replicant!

And it must have been a defective model, because Steven King keeps writing the same book.
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Originally posted by: sybeman

And it must have been a defective model, because Steven King keeps writing the same book.


BURN!!!
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it's been pretty quiet at frobozz lately... how are the renovations going, sybe?

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A spate of posts by AWK rendered the FrobozzCo headquarters uninhabitable for a whole 10 days. Ricardo was the first man brave enough to attempt a re-entry, and must be commended.

What do you desire as a reward Ricardo?

War does not make one great.

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umm.. hmm... i could really go for a 7-up and a burger. maybe some chips. make sure the burger is plain, though.

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Originally posted by: ricardo
umm.. hmm... i could really go for a 7-up and a burger. maybe some chips. make sure the burger is plain, though.


*goes to McDonalds, orders ricardo's request*

Here ya go ricardo!
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i'll take the 7-up and chips, but not the burger. not a big fan of mcdonald's burgers. i was thinking of something homemade.

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*goes over to ricardo's mom's house*

Hey Mama Ricardo, ricardo wants a hamburger!