U all act like u never seen a holiday Special before/ Like bame like storm troopers had just came and burst in the door and startin woopin ur familys worse then before and knockin over the furtniture "AHHH"/ its the return of the Ah wait no wait ur kiddin he didnt just say what I think he did, did he and Mr. Han Solo said nuffin U IDIOT Han Solo's frozen hes hangin in my basement,i guess everyone love George Lucas shicka shicka shicka shicka look at Lumpy im sick of him look at him walkin around flyin the U know what arguin wit u know who yeah but he look so cute tho, yeah he probably got a couple of screws up in his head loose but no worse then whats goin on in Anakin and Padmes bedroom/ Sometimes he just wants to get on the Balcony and let loose he cant but its cool for Grandpa itchy to hump a hologram loose, my grandpas on ur lips my grandpas on ur lips and if ur lucky u might just give it a little kiss and thats the message that we delivered to Little kids and expect not to know what a porn machine is/ of course they gon know what the force is by the time they hit 4th grade they got the Star Wars guides dont they We aint nuffin but mammals well some of them Aliens who dressed up lookin all practical, but if they can hump holograms and senators then theres no reason why a Man wit a whole in his head and a bar Tender cant get roped, but if u feel like I feel whose the blame to go, Leia wear u panty hose whose to blame and he goes
HES GEORGE LUCAS YES HES THE REAL LUCAS ALL U OTHER LITTLE LUCAS ARE JUST ALL STUPID SO WONT THE REAL GEORGE LUCAS PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP
Palpatine as a rap artist:
Just sitting here in my chair, knowing that I'm the only heir. Anakin is dumb and full of cum. Mace Windu, Is that all You can Do? Darth Maul, what a Foul ....you lost to Obi, which almost rhymes with Kenobi.......HA Boy what I would give to go for some kyber crytsals which are the equivalent of what you modern day rap artists call powerful pistols. Yoda you had to go AWOL....and put up your WALL.... before I gave you my All. The more I sit here on my chair, the more I await in despair for that dumb new apprentice of mine had to knock up a dumb bitch, who had an itch to yield two annoying offspring who would grow to want to throw me from my chair in a fling. Sha Zing