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BTW, Ric, what is the story behind the number 24 in Brazil?
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I BOUGHT A TICKET TO CANADA. I'M GOING TO DO SOME HUNTING.


LOL no your not. hahahaha

yes dayv it would be great fun, whisters only an hour and a bit from here


And Shimmy's dying to show you some righteous weed and his sweet snowboard moves.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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you know i dont think shim has ever done pot. have you?

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wow today has been fun so far. okay so one of my best friends kamira and i hung out afterschool like we normally do, but today instead of our usual coffee-talk-about-boys routine, we thought we'd mix it up and check out the new home depot. as i said earlier on when it first opened in january, "Where there are tools... there are MEN". well.... lets just say that there is a wood section in that home depot and it was REALLY lacking. i was sadly disappointed. not even any moderately cute older married guys (which is what i was expecting!)
so we walked around the store, checked out the lights. then we were trying to figure out which carpet would be the best to have sex on without getting carpet burn. they were all pretty crappy. we hit up the wood area, and i must say it sure smelled good but alas no men. finally as we walked towards the exit i noticed the bathroom section with all the fake showers and toliets and stuff. well we found the ultamite sex toy (yes we were in a bit of a horny mood in the afternoon don't judge us!). it was the grip-handle. lol you can apparently put in anywhere in the bathroom and we tested some out. some of them are really good to hang onto! lol i think some older women was staring at us and after we laughed into hysterics we had to leave. i have a new liking for home depot now... i regard everything as some kind of dirty innuendo.
thats my blog for the day. ohh and smallville was good today. and i watched beauty and the geek... omg some of those nerds are HOT. def my kind of guys.

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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire

so we walked around the store, checked out the lights. then we were trying to figure out which carpet would be the best to have sex on without getting carpet burn. they were all pretty crappy. we hit up the wood area, and i must say it sure smelled good but alas no men. finally as we walked towards the exit i noticed the bathroom section with all the fake showers and toliets and stuff. well we found the ultamite sex toy (yes we were in a bit of a horny mood in the afternoon don't judge us!). it was the grip-handle. lol you can apparently put in anywhere in the bathroom and we tested some out. some of them are really good to hang onto! lol i think some older women was staring at us and after we laughed into hysterics we had to leave. i have a new liking for home depot now... i regard everything as some kind of dirty innuendo.


Tell us more please.
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what do you mean tell you more. that was the whole story.

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he's a perv HLF, he wants to hear about what you did specifically
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
he's a perv HLF, he wants to hear about what you did specifically


Correct. I'm a pervert. I enjoy listening to such stories. I'll tell you a story of my own, if you're interested.

J/K about that last part.
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Woah, woah...TMI, Adam, TMI..

Oh, who am I kidding? I had TMI from you long ago.
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Woah, woah...TMI, Adam, TMI..


Funny you didn't say that when HLF postes her...um... story.

OF COURSE NOT, THE MAJORITY OF US ARE GUYS!
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Shouldn't you be in school right now?
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fireso we walked around the store, checked out the lights. then we were trying to figure out which carpet would be the best to have sex on without getting carpet burn


Ahahahaha. You are the dumbest person on this site.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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I SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT IN THE EMEGENCY ROOM WITH MY SON. HE FELL OFF OF THE COUCH RIGHT ONTO HIS HEAD AND NECK. LUCKILY, HE'S FINE, BUT HE'S GOING TO HAVE ONE HELL OF A HEADACHE TODAY. THE KIDS ALWAYS SEEM TO GET HURT WHEN MY WIFE IS "WATCHING" THEM AND I'M NOT HOME.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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Glad to hear he's OK. Reminds me of the time my daughter tried to carry my (then) newborn son up the stairs to my wife, who was in the bathroom. Again, no major injuries, but scary as hell and I was powerless to do anything because I was stuck @ work.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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aww dayv i hope your baby is okay.

man worked today sucked. i'm so tired i cant even see straight.

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Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
Originally posted by: Hot.like.fireso we walked around the store, checked out the lights. then we were trying to figure out which carpet would be the best to have sex on without getting carpet burn


Ahahahaha. You are the dumbest person on this site.

i can think of a few people that are dumber
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why would u have sex on a carpet?
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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Originally posted by: kev
why would u have sex on a carpet?


Because I'm laying on it.
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oh jesus...

You're a bit slow, aren't you
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actually there are some really nice carpets i can think off. they'd be quite comfy and soft for by-the-fireplace sex. but anyways adam you're kinda creepy.

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I'd rather coudle and kiss a girl by the fireplace carpet. it would be better than sex
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yeah you have a point. there must always be some cuddle time. that is when ppl have the time.

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hahaha thats a big 'when' for you eh HLF, hahaha. maybe you'll get some cuddleing time in las vegas. just dont get hitched , remember what happens in vegas stays there
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Originally posted by: kev
I'd rather coudle and kiss a girl by the fireplace carpet. it would be better than sex


I agree.