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Originally posted by: sybeman
but you can't declare yourself my assistant unless you want to spend your days attending to my every need.


What is thy bidding, my master?
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Thanks, Adam, but I really don't need an assistant. Besides, you didn't answer my questions the last time you applied for work here. It's a couple pages back now
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Of course, Sean. We welcome all new recruits to our ranks. Did you have a position in mind?

And Adam, you can take the first three letters. That's right, I'm declaring you the Frobozz ASS. Perhaps you don't know how running a business goes, but you can't declare yourself my assistant unless you want to spend your days attending to my every need.


OH, BURN !!!

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father

"what's a Grue?"

I am glad you asked.

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.


Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
SO, ALL YOU NEED TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THEM REALLY IS A GAS MASK.


Nope, and gas mask won't help at all. The only thing that can help against a grue, is a light source. Like a lamp.
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Originally posted by: Warbler
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father

"what's a Grue?"


I am glad you asked.

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.


See, just like I said. Mexican hairless with antlers and a rat tail. I just didn't mention the teeth.

No wonder it's so bloody dark in this building!
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Yes.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Naw. I'm wearing Grue repellent. I mentioned it on the last page, I believe.
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This is an official statement from the management of FrobozzCo.

Adamwankenobi is not the assistant manager of FrobozzCo. Adamwankenobi never will be the assistant manager of FrobozzCo. "Adamwankenobi" and "assistant manager of FrobozzCo" will never be synonyms. The managerial staff at FrobozzCo reserves all rights to determine which persons are and will be a part of the managerial staff of FrobozzCo. Adam, you're not any manager of FrobozzCo. End of discussion.

This has been an official statement from the management of FrobozzCo.
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sybeman, let's cut a deal. I tell you what. I shall be the ASS manager. All asses that come through the building must go under my inspection first. However, I must warn you. I only do females.
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I can't process your application until you answer the questions I've already asked of you. They're in this thread, like two pages back now.

Anyway, it's late, and I have nothing more to say to you. Goodnight.
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Originally posted by: ricardosybe already hired me! if you fire me after he hired me i'm going to the EEO!!! OK, OK, Relax!! We'll see how it goes having you work for us and Mangler Bros. An experiment in coexistence.
Originally posted by: sean wookie
So can I join? Like Sybe said, welcome aboard.
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
I hereby declare myself assistant manager at FrobozzCo.
Nobody 'declares' themselves an employee of FrobozzCo. You can apply and be considered like everyone else. Although your 'declaration' has seriously damaged any chance you may have had of being officially hired. I believe my highly competent Manager and buddy Sybe has already explained this:
Originally posted by: sybeman
This is an official statement from the management of FrobozzCo.

Adamwankenobi is not the assistant manager of FrobozzCo. Adamwankenobi never will be the assistant manager of FrobozzCo. "Adamwankenobi" and "assistant manager of FrobozzCo" will never be synonyms. The managerial staff at FrobozzCo reserves all rights to determine which persons are and will be a part of the managerial staff of FrobozzCo. Adam, you're not any manager of FrobozzCo. End of discussion.

This has been an official statement from the management of FrobozzCo.

P.S Now we all know what a Grue is and we all know that FrobozzCo is breeding them (and is the only organisation with the know-how and expertise to do so), I suggest nobody mess with us.



War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Nobody 'declares' themselves an employee of FrobozzCo. You can apply and be considered like everyone else. Although your 'declaration' has seriously damaged any chance you may have had of being officially hired. I believe my highly competent Manager and buddy Sybe has already explained this:


Correct. Last night, I conceded, and instead declared myself the Specific Manager of FrobozzCo.
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You do not work for FrobozzCo in any role or capacity. I have spoken. Silence.

War does not make one great.

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*official statement from the Specific Manager of FrobozzCo*

I, Adamwankenobi the wise, hereby declare my intentions to overthrow sybeman as the General Manager of FrobozzCo. Expect greatnes.

*end official statement from the Specific Manager of FrobozzCo*
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
*official statement from the Specific Manager of FrobozzCo*

I, Adamwankenobi the wise, hereby declare my intentions to overthrow sybeman as the General Manager of FrobozzCo. Expect greatnes.

*end official statement from the Specific Manager of FrobozzCo*


Seeing as AWK has no affiliation with FrobozzCo, the above statement is obviously void. I urge all members to ignore any posts made by AWK in this thread. Sybeman is my appointed General Manager. End of discussion. AWK is talking to himself.

War does not make one great.

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I've never heard of a "greatne," so how can I expect them?

Thanks for coming out, Adam, but when even you can't decide what job you want, it's hard for anyone to take you seriously.
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hey sybe... is this guy bothering you? i could use my not-so-secret spy tricks to scare him away...

*digs through his WWII bag of tricks*

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Originally posted by: ricardo
hey sybe... is this guy bothering you? i could use my not-so-secret spy tricks to scare him away...

*digs through his WWII bag of tricks*


*AWK runs and hides in a cave*
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Thanks Ric. Adam is certainly more than a one-man job. You use the not-so-secret spy tricks, I'll use the general manager tricks, and YIYF will use his behind the scenes magic. Together, I'm sure we can turn our lamps, broadswords and grues into some sort of Adam repellant. And, if not, I'll just wait for the new forum software and ignore him.
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have you ever thought that maybe adam might be some sort of super grue? kind of like dracula to vampires...

and when did you install a cave, sybe? is there some sort of secret project i don't know about?