Best part is, I can put you in touch with a guy who will do the recording for you. No doubt he can sound exactly like a young uncle owen. He's fast, uses his own equipment and he's good at what he does. In fact, if you send me the lines, I'll just go to him and get 'em done for you and send you the wavs (or mp3's), whichever you'd prefer.
And the most exciting part about this idea is that C-3PO is now a Trooperman problem instead of an InfoDroid problem.
Muhahahaha!Thanks, Man!
--ID