I am:
1. A bunch of stuff; the mutt of human beings.
2. A Canadian student.
3. A blue-eyed... well, I'll leave that to PJ.
4. A Leo.
5. No.
And I see PJ in person on a regular basis. All I have to say is "Damn, boy, you missin' out."
And yes, I say so for the express purpose of being a jerk.