I really wish I had come up with the idea of posting bullshit news items and calling them "insider information".
Watch:
"Here's a bit of news that'll make your balls drop...I heard from a stripper at Scores in NYC, who claims to have worked a bachelor party for a Lucasfilm employee late last year, that Lucas is in fact planning to film Episodes VII, VIII, and IX! Here's the kicker: while most of the cast hasn't been chosen yet, the rumor is that Harrison Ford will actually reprise his role as swashbuckler Han Solo!
Shooting is set to begin immediately following the completion of Indy 4. Therefore, it won't actually be the original Harrison Ford playing the part, but his clone, who will have had ample time to grow into a man and take acting lessons following the real Harrison Ford's death. Can't wait! Because I'll probably die in the meantime!"
See, anybody can do it.