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i would like to apply for triple secret spy. although, me applying for it doesn't keep it secret any longer. sorry sybe.

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I'm sorry, ric, but I'm going to have to deny your application for a triple-secret spy for FrobozzCo . We don't employ spies at this company
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how about a double not-so-secret spy. I hear no-so-secret spies are all the rage these days in uraguay.

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We here at FrobozzCo would be happy to have you on board, ricardo, as a secret, or not-so-secret, spy (I'll leave the choice to you). We appreciate the work of our Uraguanian partners south of the equator, down at FocaChico.com
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*buys a dozen Grues*

About the decision to breed the Grues. I was told that by Troll who was fronting for YIYF. So I suggest you ask your boss.
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It was more of a rhetorical question. I know exactly why YIYF would want to breed Grues here at Frobozz, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. I was the test subject for our recently-unveiled grue repellant, actually. It stinks, but it works.
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Originally posted by: sybeman
We here at FrobozzCo would be happy to have you on board, ricardo, as a secret, or not-so-secret, spy (I'll leave the choice to you). We appreciate the work of our Uraguanian partners south of the equator, down at FocaChico.com


thank you for checking into my references. just to let you know, i also play a mean clarinet. but that's only because not-so-mean clarinets are the devil's spawn

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Understood. I like the clarinet. It's one of the many instruments I do not play.
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Originally posted by: ricardo
i would like to apply for triple secret spy. although, me applying for it doesn't keep it secret any longer. sorry sybe.
Only if you defect from Mangler Bros - you can't have it both ways.

As for the Grues, all will be revealed.

*whispers to Sybe* - "what's a Grue?"

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: ricardo
i would like to apply for triple secret spy. although, me applying for it doesn't keep it secret any longer. sorry sybe.
Only if you defect from Mangler Bros - you can't have it both ways.

As for the Grues, all will be revealed.

*whispers to Sybe* - "what's a Grue?"


They're like mexican hairless dogs, but with rat-like tails and antlers so big, they can bearly keep their heads up. And they fart like nobody's business.
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Correct. That's precisely why Warbler can't touch MANGLER BROS. INC.
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WTF was Warbler up to last night? IIRC, he snuck into the MANGLER BROS. HQ and planted some grues. Whose side is he on?
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
SO, ALL YOU NEED TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THEM REALLY IS A GAS MASK.


Pretty much. And watch that they don't pee on you. If their pee didn't smell like farts, well, that might be different.
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: ricardo
i would like to apply for triple secret spy. although, me applying for it doesn't keep it secret any longer. sorry sybe.
Only if you defect from Mangler Bros - you can't have it both ways.

As for the Grues, all will be revealed.

*whispers to Sybe* - "what's a Grue?"


sybe already hired me! if you fire me after he hired me i'm going to the EEO!!!

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Of course, Sean. We welcome all new recruits to our ranks. Did you have a position in mind?

And Adam, you can take the first three letters. That's right, I'm declaring you the Frobozz ASS. Perhaps you don't know how running a business goes, but you can't declare yourself my assistant unless you want to spend your days attending to my every need.