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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
IT WAS A TELEMARKETER.
IT WAS A TELEMARKETER.
Did you "take care of them."
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War does not make one great.
The Things We Hate And Love Thread . — Page 182
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I was like you too, Ric. But then I discovered perfoxycin, and now I spend my days cavorting with as many women as my tongue can handle.
I was like you too, Ric. But then I discovered perfoxycin, and now I spend my days cavorting with as many women as my tongue can handle.
Are you an ugly person?
(shot of a man breaking a hand mirror by facing at it)
Do women avoid you because of your looks?
(shot of that same man talking to woman, who are putting their hand in front of their faces to cover them from seeing his face)
Are you so ugly you become a reference point?
(one person asking another on the street)
"Excuse me, where is the closest post office?"
"Do you see that ugly man over there? Right next to him."
(pointing to the ugly man standing on the street at a distance)
Are you invited for parties just to entertain guests with your face?
(man is invited to a college guys party at this house frat)
"Wow dude, this is seriously freaky man! You should take that thing to a circus!"
"May I take a picture of you, so my boyfriend won't say my mom is the ugliest person in the world?"
(shot of the ugly man with his head on an oven)
Well, take your freaking ugly head out of the oven and try the new Perfoxycin!
(takes head out of the oven, cleaning his tears) "Wha...? What?"
That's right! With Perfoxycin you will look like a movie star! Just rub it in your face, and wait for the fast results! Now, how much would you pay for this product?
ugly man: "Nothing I'm broke."
That's rightm, you would pay hundreds of dollars, but it's available now for just 79.99! Call now, our operators are waiting!
(VERY fast announcer, in just 3 seconds): This product is to be sold legally only on international waters, the movie star term refered to kazakstani porn movie stars, the product may cause cancer blindness insanity tuberculosis and impotence, the cost of seventy nine ninety nine refered to kilos of gold the product costs seven hundred thousand dollars.
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide
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Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I HATE IT WHEN SOMEBODY CALLS EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.
I HATE IT WHEN SOMEBODY CALLS EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.
wasn't me!!!
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The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide
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And bloody stupid me for not checking my bank account more often
And my boss is a wanker for not paying me more!!!
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The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide
Did you "take care of them."
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.
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i hate it when people laugh at stupid jokes when they think its the cool thing to do.
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
maybe, but i can tell you your reason though it may appear to be true, its not, i know this cause i know her personally and she is not like that.
maybe, but i can tell you your reason though it may appear to be true, its not, i know this cause i know her personally and she is not like that.
Even I have trouble following that.
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