Because I'm frank. I don't mangle words. If there's something you need to know, I'll tell you, and there won't be any question about my intentions.
Because I'm a politician. I know what to say to whom and how to say it to elicit the proper response.
Because I'm Canadian. Living in Canada, the second-largest country by land mass, I know how to make someone disappear. I did it to myself once and didn't get homee for six weeks.
Because I have a name few people pronounce correctly. That garners respect.
Because I just used the word "garner". That's key.
Because I'm creative. I'd be willing to bet you didn't think I'd have so many reasons.