None of you are immortal, and if you are, FrobozzCo's patented 'IMMORTAL-B-GONE' Blade will put an end to that. I have consulted my troll and he informs me that the blade sold to Warbler and consequently used to decapitate Dayv et al was, unfortunately, not of the 'IMMORTAL-B-GONE' variety. However, if Warbler (or anyone else) wishes to purchase one, I'm doing a 2-for-1 deal today to celebrate my acquisition of Warbler Inc (which has now been absorbed into the FrobozzCo umbrella and no longer exists).
As for Dayv's query about whether or not I intend to Conquer Middle-Earth, I already rule Middle-Earth because one of my aliases is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, King of Middle-Earth. For this reason I do not have time to partake in the day to day running of FrobozzCo and will be looking for an heir shortly (my first choice was my loyal troll, but I caught him doing something that we shall not speak of here and, long story short, I killed him).
Anybody who wishes to apply for the position of Manager here at FrobozzCo (please note that I will still be owner and overlord, but I will be one of those 'in-the-shadows' kind of guys (may also take up smoking)), please do so here. Employees of Mangler Bros are ineligible for the position, and although I will listen to AWK's inevitable application, I can 99.99999% gaurantee he will not be appointed (ah, who am I kidding - it's 100% certain he aint getting the job).
Let the auditions begin...