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Nice.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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MTFBWY…A

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Originally posted by: Warbler
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My momma always told me Stinky IS as Stinky does....
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At first I wondered why PSYCHO_DAYV was constantly yelling, and then I found out he has HIV. Not AIDS... Hazardous Indoor Voice.

Don't worry - it won't kill him, but it will make him very, very loud.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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*Warbler, unable to take the confusion any longer, takes out the WarbSP™ and kills himself*
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Uh-oh. AWK's doing his "Steve from Blue's Clues" impersonation.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Uh-oh. AWK's doing his "Steve from Blue's Clues" impersonation.


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did someone say boytoy? i like boytoys

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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I'd like that too.

I'd like to spray knockout gas in your face and Febreeze on your stank ass.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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right, you want to febreeze my ass. hmmmm right...
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That's right. Wants and needs are different, so I don't need to Febreeze your stank ass.... but I want to.

Real bad.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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So let me get this straight:

Stinky-Dinkins wants to dip HLF's dildos in LSD, then febreeze Shimraa's ass, sniff it real good, pour LSD all over it, and lick it off. Not to mention the fact that he wants to pour knockout gas in Shim's face as well.

Isn't that right, Stinky?

Then Shim wants to dip Stinky-Dinkins in LSD. And Stinky says he'd like it.

Cool. So, who's for snowblowing?
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BEST TOPIC EVER!!! Oops, sorry, I'm typing like Dayv. But it still doesn't change the fact that this is the BEST TOPIC EVER!!! Jay's right. I feel smarter just having read this!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
So let me get this straight:

Stinky-Dinkins wants to dip HLF's dildos in LSD, then febreeze Shimraa's ass, sniff it real good, pour LSD all over it, and lick it off. Not to mention the fact that he wants to pour knockout gas in Shim's face as well.

Isn't that right, Stinky?

Then Shim wants to dip Stinky-Dinkins in LSD. And Stinky says he'd like it.

Cool. So, who's for snowblowing?


LOL i dont know, stinky is a very odd individual eh adam. very strange indeed.
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Originally posted by: Everescent
How dare you question my use of prolific words. I meant what I said. In order to explain why I said this, I will resort to quoting Davy, even though it's something I normally try to avoid.
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ANYBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOG ???
In this case, I draw extra special attention to the three (not one, not two, but three) question marks following his inquiry (and you will note that question marks fall under the category of "Punctuation marks"). I have refrained from making a comment about the presence of a space in between the aforementioned question marks and the 'sentence' (I use the term somewhat loosely).

Let's be perfectly clear about one thing, though. I'm not taking this seriously at all. I think the entire thing is hilarious. It appears to me that the entire nature of this thread revolves around slinging mud in new and interesting ways. Unfortunately, sarcasm and jest don't always translate well into text (Sort of like when you try to say "Tomatoe tomatoe" in text- it's spelled the same but pronounced differently, so it just doesn't work), so some people might get the impression that I genuinely hate Davy.

I assure you that this is not the case. I wouldn't want to be a hypocrite, and accusing Davy of being an ass for checking and posting on this thread when he doesn't seem to be enjoying it at all, while doing the same thing myself would be counterproductive to that goal. Ergo, I will contend that I continue to check and post on this thread because, like Jay, I find that this thread is the epitome of comic genius, and I like to contribute in my own way.

In closing, zomg lolz lolz wat a nub. Thank you.
I must admit, sir, that you have shot me down in spectacular fashion. I was under the impression that you were referring to the average internet-user's habit of ending any and all sentences with !!!!!, but as you explained you were actually alluding to Dayv's use of ??? or, as I tend to call it, a triple-question-mark, which does indeed fall into the umbrella category 'punctuation mark'. I retract my earlier comment and welcome you, Everescent, into the Gramatically Competent Club (a.k.a GCC), Which is a very exclusive fellowship.

Originally posted by: Nanner Split
And what's the deal with people not wanting to post their pictures? They afraid someone's gonna hunt them down because they put a pic of themselves on the net? Hell, I'll put my badass pic up for all to see.
My thoughts exactly. I'm so badass I'll let you all see loads of pictures of me right here. What you gonna do about it??? (triple-question-mark for Everescent).

Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
BTW Jay, I hear someone cooked up a new name for me in the IRC (to replace "Double Secret Probation"). Can you give me any hints?
I'm guessing 'Wanker'.
OK, that was officially my last ever dig at Adam. I feel so sorry for him after seeing his photo that I just can't bring myself to war with him any longer. I love you man! Hug?



War does not make one great.