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well it's 10pm... i'm posting. not that any of you will still believe i exist as an individual.

i could do a barr body test on me and shim and you'll see that we are indeed two different people of different sex from a genetic analysis. sorry couldn't resist. i'm still reading genetics.

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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yeah its pretty windy and raining. i'm kinda ticked off cuz i had this great outfit planned and now i can't wear it cuz it involves my suede boots.

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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lol, did it involve a skirt too HLF hahaha
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
aww man that sucks, i feel sry for you living there, isnt it cold


Cold? Nah! It was only, like, -10 here today!
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
adam can i add you to msn


Sure!
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
yeah its pretty windy and raining. i'm kinda ticked off cuz i had this great outfit planned and now i can't wear it cuz it involves my suede boots.


DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ANYBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOG ???

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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Do you really think anyone cares if you don't? Is there a reason you're even here? Judging from the content of your posts, it's fairly easy to make the observation that you have nothing to contribute except baseless criticism and hostility. Is being an annoying twit your sole purpose for posting on this thread? Why do you even continue to check it?

I don't expect an intelligent response to this post, or even an answer to a single one of the questions I have posed. I expect a statement like "ZOMG I HAET YOU TOO everescent (or some derivative thereof, and in lower-case letters to signify your hatred) AND YOU SHOULD DIE (or do something else that would not be beneficial for myself or my dignity) !!!"

Excessive use of punctuation marks has been uncontestably linked to low IQs and small penises, by the way.
Ah, how do I hate thee- let me count the ways.
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LOL, now there was some real comedy.

the only thing that even is wrong about is what you would say to him. i expect you to got bang your dead or somehting along those lines. hmm i wonder what it will be, he was right though his name will be in lower cases cause thats what you seems to do, isnt it?

stinky you should be takin notes, notice how he pokes fun of reality, thats the the key to comedy. jsut thought i would point that out to you so you could become a funnier man. oh and before you try to start poking fun at how i post, ill tell you right now, i dont care cause its an old joke, they have been making fun of that since b4 you joined the site. you know once hahaha now this was good they made a thread called shimranese or something like that. it was a thread where i could answer questions about my posts if someone didnt get something. hahaha man that was pretty funny, and bossk was my translater, he always complained about the benefits.


you should have my PM dayv, so dont expect any help from me. and you'll know why. the last part is true still just not in this thread.
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/E-Sn0-31337/Forum%20Pics/happycat1sx.jpg
what.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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some how thats the kind of response i expected from people on this site now a days ah, you know its ironic, OT.com is all about geting the orginals back. I really want to O-OT.com back lol cause the new one is filled with so much crap.
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I have just read through 10 pages of this thread that appeared, as if by some magic, over the weekend while I was away, and now my head feels like there’s a Frenchman living in it. This thread is, quite simply, funnier than a hyena that's just been appointed Professor of Hilarity at Oxford University on National Laugh Like a Drain Day.

My message for today, bought to you by the letter 4, is ‘don’t do drugs. Unless you want to get high, in which case, do'.

To everybody who is getting angry about the jokes/insults being slung back and forth like so much dung in a monkey enclosure, I say lighten up, and if you don't like it, then may I also add that you are a weedy pigeon and you can call me Susan if it isn't so.

Originally posted by: Everescent
Do you really think anyone cares if you don't? Is there a reason you're even here? Judging from the content of your posts, it's fairly easy to make the observation that you have nothing to contribute except baseless criticism and hostility. Is being an annoying twit your sole purpose for posting on this thread? Why do you even continue to check it?

I don't expect an intelligent response to this post, or even an answer to a single one of the questions I have posed. I expect a statement like "ZOMG I HAET YOU TOO everescent (or some derivative thereof, and in lower-case letters to signify your hatred) AND YOU SHOULD DIE (or do something else that would not be beneficial for myself or my dignity) !!!"

Excessive use of punctuation marks has been uncontestably linked to low IQs and small penises, by the way.

Hmm… I can see why some of the antics taking place here might upset/irritate/anger you, but I really think you should take back what you just said about Dayv, or eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil. We're all just having a bit of fun, letting off some steam in an internet forum where, let's face it, nothing really matters. No need to get bent out of shape, as the saying goes.

Originally posted by: Everescent
Excessive use of punctuation marks has been uncontestably linked to low IQs and small penises, by the way.


I see you are a man of big words and eloquently structured sentences so I hesitate to correct you, but I assume you meant Exclamation marks?


War does not make one great.

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How dare you question my use of prolific words. I meant what I said. In order to explain why I said this, I will resort to quoting Davy, even though it's something I normally try to avoid.
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ANYBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOG ???

In this case, I draw extra special attention to the three (not one, not two, but three) question marks following his inquiry (and you will note that question marks fall under the category of "Punctuation marks"). I have refrained from making a comment about the presence of a space in between the aforementioned question marks and the 'sentence' (I use the term somewhat loosely).

Let's be perfectly clear about one thing, though. I'm not taking this seriously at all. I think the entire thing is hilarious. It appears to me that the entire nature of this thread revolves around slinging mud in new and interesting ways. Unfortunately, sarcasm and jest don't always translate well into text (Sort of like when you try to say "Tomatoe tomatoe" in text- it's spelled the same but pronounced differently, so it just doesn't work), so some people might get the impression that I genuinely hate Davy.

I assure you that this is not the case. I wouldn't want to be a hypocrite, and accusing Davy of being an ass for checking and posting on this thread when he doesn't seem to be enjoying it at all, while doing the same thing myself would be counterproductive to that goal. Ergo, I will contend that I continue to check and post on this thread because, like Jay, I find that this thread is the epitome of comic genius, and I like to contribute in my own way.

In closing, zomg lolz lolz wat a nub. Thank you.
Ah, how do I hate thee- let me count the ways.
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Originally posted by: Everescent
Do you really think anyone cares if you don't? Is there a reason you're even here? Judging from the content of your posts, it's fairly easy to make the observation that you have nothing to contribute except baseless criticism and hostility. Is being an annoying twit your sole purpose for posting on this thread? Why do you even continue to check it?

I don't expect an intelligent response to this post, or even an answer to a single one of the questions I have posed. I expect a statement like "ZOMG I HAET YOU TOO everescent (or some derivative thereof, and in lower-case letters to signify your hatred) AND YOU SHOULD DIE (or do something else that would not be beneficial for myself or my dignity) !!!"

Excessive use of punctuation marks has been uncontestably linked to low IQs and small penises, by the way.


BASELESS ??? hlf HAS MADE HERSELF OUT TO BE A EXPLETIVE DELETED. DON'T TELL ME I'M MAKING BASELESS ACCUSATIONS. READ HER "BLOG" POSTS, DUNBASS. I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU KNOW HER IN THE REAL WORLD. YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT her FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE.

BTW, SHIMMY, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP, AND IT'S NOT WANTED.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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I am reading her blog posts. Were this not a thread designed specifically by kev for the express purpose of PJ posting whatever the hell she wanted in it, I would agree that her blog posts are intrusive upon the topic at hand. Too bad the topic at hand is anything she wants it to be! It's not that hard- this thread has her name in it. Is it so hard to believe that something on this forum (or, indeed, anywhere) caters not specifically to you, but to... someone else? Could it be that people (Perhaps even PJ!) don't care what you think, just this once?

You don't like the show, don't watch it! You don't go to a movie that you know will suck! (Underworld, anyone?) You don't watch TV that you know you won't like! You don't read a book that you know you won't like! So why do you read a thread that you don't like? Why do you continue?

Just as I predicted, no attempt was made at answering any of my questions. Thumbs up, my friend.
Ah, how do I hate thee- let me count the ways.
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I ANSWERED ONE OF YOUR QUESTIONS. hlf DOESN'T "OWN" THIS THREAD. IT MAY HAVE HER NAME ON IT, BUT THAT'S ALL. JAY OWNS THIS SITE AND ALL OF THE THREADS CONTAIN HEREIN. SO, AS JAY HAS SAID WE MAY POST IN HERE IF WE WANT. THIS IS THE OFF TOPIC FORUM. IF A TOPIC THREAD GOES OFF TOPIC IT'S NO BIG DEAL. BTW, YOU ONLY CAME ON HERE BECAUSE hlf ASKED YOU TO DO SO. THAT RIGHT THERE MAKES YOU HER BITCH.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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If you could actually see PJ, you would understand why I don't mind that label.

While I'm here, I'd also like to point out that there's occasionally this very interesting dynamic that occurs between friends, maybe you're familiar with it (but I'm guessing you aren't). Sometimes, friends will do things for other friends for no reason other than because they asked. I know that it can be hard for someone who doesn't have friends to wrap their head around the concept, but you reliably type in capslock, so I'm assuming that your brain is at least as big as the characters you use.
Ah, how do I hate thee- let me count the ways.
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who is this Everescent guy anywway?
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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why did you lower case her name?
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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your not pissing anyone off with that dayv.
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no my big friend, i think they were jsut curious thats all.
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give it a rest shimmy
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis