Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE HOT. IT'S MUCH BETTER TO BE HOT AND ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW IT THEN TO THROW IT IN EVERYBODY'S FACE. IT'S PATHETIC. THOSE PEOPLE MUST BE STARVING FOR ATTENTION.
Yeah, those people bug me too. They should try and be more like me - I mean, I'm so damn good looking it hurts. I'm so devastatingly handsome that if anything were to happen to my amazing looks, 500 girls would kill themselves (and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!) I'm so hot and sexy and I have the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino. But do I boast about it or rub it in people's faces? Hell no. I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE HOT. IT'S MUCH BETTER TO BE HOT AND ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW IT THEN TO THROW IT IN EVERYBODY'S FACE. IT'S PATHETIC. THOSE PEOPLE MUST BE STARVING FOR ATTENTION.
Or... do like me. Be an ugly, unnactractive man which attracts atention only from circus owners and shock TV producers, never from women. It's fun walking down the street and having mothers cover the eyes of their childs as I pass by, or homeless men looking at me and saying "Damn! What happened to you face?". Also, it's fun to amuze people with my "I am not an animal!" Elephant-man monologue.