I don't expect an intelligent response to this post, or even an answer to a single one of the questions I have posed. I expect a statement like "ZOMG I HAET YOU TOO everescent (or some derivative thereof, and in lower-case letters to signify your hatred) AND YOU SHOULD DIE (or do something else that would not be beneficial for myself or my dignity) !!!"
Excessive use of punctuation marks has been uncontestably linked to low IQs and small penises, by the way.