I have just read through 10 pages of this thread that appeared, as if by some magic, over the weekend while I was away, and now my head feels like there’s a Frenchman living in it. This thread is, quite simply, funnier than a hyena that's just been appointed Professor of Hilarity at Oxford University on National Laugh Like a Drain Day.
My message for today, bought to you by the letter 4, is ‘don’t do drugs. Unless you want to get high, in which case, do'.
To everybody who is getting angry about the jokes/insults being slung back and forth like so much dung in a monkey enclosure, I say lighten up, and if you don't like it, then may I also add that you are a weedy pigeon and you can call me Susan if it isn't so.
Originally posted by: Everescent
Do you really think anyone cares if you don't? Is there a reason you're even here? Judging from the content of your posts, it's fairly easy to make the observation that you have nothing to contribute except baseless criticism and hostility. Is being an annoying twit your sole purpose for posting on this thread? Why do you even continue to check it?
I don't expect an intelligent response to this post, or even an answer to a single one of the questions I have posed. I expect a statement like "ZOMG I HAET YOU TOO everescent (or some derivative thereof, and in lower-case letters to signify your hatred) AND YOU SHOULD DIE (or do something else that would not be beneficial for myself or my dignity) !!!"
Excessive use of punctuation marks has been uncontestably linked to low IQs and small penises, by the way.
Hmm… I can see why some of the antics taking place here might upset/irritate/anger you, but I really think you should take back what you just said about Dayv, or eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil. We're all just having a bit of fun, letting off some steam in an internet forum where, let's face it, nothing really matters. No need to get bent out of shape, as the saying goes.
Originally posted by: Everescent
Excessive use of punctuation marks has been uncontestably linked to low IQs and small penises, by the way.
I see you are a man of big words and eloquently structured sentences so I hesitate to correct you, but I assume you meant Exclamation marks?