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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®)) — Page 18

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*freezes, puts hands in the air* why are you holding a gun to my head?
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But I put the knife away after he fetched and cleaned the WarbSP™, and cleaned up the mess. I am no longer threatening you "bro".

*uses old jedi mind trick*

Dayv, you want to put the gun away.

PSYCHO_DAYV: I.......I WAN'T TO PUT THE GUN AWAY

Then, do so.

PSYCHO_DAYV: I...I WILL DO SO.

*Dayv puts the gun away*

thanks

*puts hands down*
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Originally posted by: Warbler
But I put the knife away after he fetched and cleaned the WarbSP™, and cleaned up the mess. I am no longer threatening you "bro".


*after cleaning the mess, ricardo sneaks behind warb and puts it down his shirt*

HAHAHHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA!!!!

*runs away while still laughing manically*

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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
THAT WOULDN'T WORK ON ME, WARBLER. THE JEDI MIND TRICK ONLY WORKS ON THE WEAK MINDED.

then why are you no longer holding the gun on me?

Originally posted by: ricardo


*after cleaning the mess, ricardo sneaks behind warb and puts it down his shirt*

HAHAHHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA!!!!

*runs away while still laughing manically*


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*turns into Warbhulk, beats up Dayv, and takes the mess and shoves it down ricardo's throat, then throws ricardo out of the thread*
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*calls warb on the phone*

i don't know whose mouth you stuffed that in, but it sure as hell wasn't me...

HAHAHAHAAA!!!

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*spits out the poop and vomits*

It... was me.

*Turns into AWKhulk, and rips Warbler's right arm off*
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Originally posted by: Warbler
BTW: the HQ and the ground it is on is being sold to a company called FrobozzCo International it is run by a troll(not the spamming internet kind). I am told he plans to produce lamps, swords, axes, dam controls, and other treasures and he plans to breed grues.

I own FrobozzCo. The Troll is actually employed by me. He's a lot scarier than me, so I get him to front the company while I lurk in the shadows. So that means I own WARBLER., INC.™©® now. Warbler is correct about the lamps, swords, axes, dam controls and other treasures.

War does not make one great.

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*shoots and kills Dayv, ricardo, and adam*

[offical statment from the currently decommissioned WARBLER., INC.™©®]

This offically closes WARBLER., INC.™©®. The company is now fowever dead and buried,null,void, and sold. What was WARBLER., INC.™©® has been sold to FrobozzCo. They contol the company now. Thankyou for your pantronage.

[/offical statment from the currently decommissioned WARBLER., INC.™©®]

The company is all yours now YIYF.
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Originally posted by: Warbler
*shoots and kills Dayv, ricardo, and adam*

The company is all yours now YIYF.


I'M IMMORTAL. I THOUGHT THAT THE "WELCOME TO MY REALM" IN REFERRENCE OF HELL WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THAT IDEA.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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*buys a sword from FrobozzCo and slices Dayv's head off*

That is how you kill an immortal, is it not?
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Only if you actually believe that Highlander crap.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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runs around Warbler laughing maniacly*

HAHAHAHAHAH! You'll never catch AWK the immortal! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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*GundarkHunter sticks out his foot and trips AWK, shattering the glass globe that surrounds his grey matter*

You should know better than to buy an Immortality Kit off eBay. Didn't Napoleon Dynamite's time machine teach you anything?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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*a hole in the fabric of space and time opens up and out steps Warbler of Earth 2.(Warbler of Earth 2 is the most powerful being the universe of Earth 2. Warbler of Earth 2 uses his amazing powers to rid Dayv and Adam of their immortality. Warbler of Earth 2 then steps back through the hole and returns to his univers*

Thanks Warbler of Earth 2!!!

*Warbler shoots and kills the no longer immortal Dayv and Adam.*
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i'm dead? i feel pretty alive....