jay you're married? even better, i used to hit on one of my teachers in high school who was married; by about nov people thought we were having an affair. it was really funny actually.

you're wife is a hooker? is that safe let alone legal?

and FYI dinky-dicks is SOO NOT me... ew would i ever make up such a LAME name. hell no!

OMG today i saw the hottest guy in the cafeteria.... he looked like a cross between orlando bloom in pirates of the caribbean and orlando bloom in lord of the rings. it was HOT.