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Heh, I'm glad you brought it up first, Warbler. I haven't been around too long, but I'm used to Jay being the straight man, the father figure if you will, and this does seem rather out of character. Maybe this is a Pseudojay. And I like the emoticons too. People get in enough fights around here over misinterpreted intentions, and that would probably be even worse without them.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Warbler

How do you know this?


“Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.” ~Edgar Allen Poe

“What can you do against the lunatic who is more intelligent than yourself, who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy?” ~George Orwell

"We all go a bit mad sometimes." ~Norman Bates
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Maybe you all need to realize that Jay is a human being like the rest of us and enjoys a good laugh every once in a while.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I thought Stinky-Dinkins was amusing and helped revive an otherwise sad, strange thread.

Kudos to you, Dinkins!

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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The new software will have emoticons. I just don't want goofy ones like these anymore. Tranny surprise is staying though.


Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Maybe you all need to realize that Jay is a human being like the rest of us and enjoys a good laugh every once in a while.


Yes, I'm a human being like everybody else. I've just been really tired lately. Not sleeping very well. I keep having this weird recurring dream about a unicorn.
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MTFBWY…A

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Killed any replicants lately?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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that has to be one of the more f'd up pics i've seen in a long while. kudos.

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Originally posted by: Jay
The new software will have emoticons. I just don't want goofy ones like these anymore. Tranny surprise is staying though.


What is so goofy about a smiley face, sad face, mad face, a frown, a disgusted face, a face with its tongue sticking out, a confused face(no idea why this is being called tranny surprise), a big grin and face that winks? The smileys that we've had work effectively enough for me.
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Originally posted by: Jay
The new software will have emoticons. I just don't want goofy ones like these anymore.


Maybe you could get those that they use at TF.N or killermovies.com. Those are pretty cool.
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Unicorns?!?!? We don' nee' no steenking UNICORNS!!!
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Originally posted by: Warbler

Don't take this the wrong way but Jay, are you on somthing?

Probably a pony.


Originally posted by: Warbler
Jay, please don't get rid of the emoticons. I like being able to express my emotion.


Holy Moses, you're a transexual?

I think that's the cat's vagina, Warb man.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
Originally posted by: Warbler

Don't take this the wrong way but Jay, are you on somthing?


Probably a pony.


Nope. Hooker.
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jay you're married? even better, i used to hit on one of my teachers in high school who was married; by about nov people thought we were having an affair. it was really funny actually.

you're wife is a hooker? is that safe let alone legal?

and FYI dinky-dicks is SOO NOT me... ew would i ever make up such a LAME name. hell no!


OMG today i saw the hottest guy in the cafeteria.... he looked like a cross between orlando bloom in pirates of the caribbean and orlando bloom in lord of the rings. it was HOT.

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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Maybe you should have put him in one of your huge hooker boots and tried to smuggle him through Customs. See how much sense that makes?

You wouldn't survive a day in my world.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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HLF, would you be interested in me? I'll pay you for your servides if you're really a hooker.
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I would also like to add that you can't cross Orlando Bloom with Orlando Bloom. That isn't how crossing works, you'd just end up with Orlando Bloom. If I were crossed with Orlando Bloom I would become Stinky-Dibloom.

Dibloom.... Dibloom... Da Bears.

Have a good one.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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Hehe, pure genius. How refreshing.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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First post, and for the record, I am here on request from HLF, who has demaned that the HBA membership on these forums is increased post-haste.

I have nothing insightful to say, other than "A++ thread, would read again and reccommend to friend." This really has turned into a massive train wreck. I'm genuinely impressed with the rapid deviation from the intended topic, and moreso with the suspicion that HLF is really Shimraa. Keep up the good work, and I'll continue to post if prompted. Otherwise I really have no desire to be here.
Ah, how do I hate thee- let me count the ways.
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Originally posted by: Everescent
First post, and for the record, I am here on request from HLF, who has demaned that the HBA membership on these forums is increased post-haste.


I think you're HLF as well.
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Quick question... what's HBA?

And, a message board bodyguard? Hmm, I'm... skeptical.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I'm not going to lie to you, If I was a mod I would change Hot.Like.Fire's name to Dumb.Like.Rock and I would change Everescent's name to 60 Watt Bob.

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Jordan! thank GOD you came... these people are trying to infect me with RBA-ness. its terrible. jordan and i go back , FYI and hello we don't type the same at all, he has much better english writing skills than me. OMG jordan that reminds me you'll never guess who i saw the other day! DOC WONG!!!!! doc wong was our physics 102 lab teaching assistant... it was the funniest lab ever. that is when jordan understood the true mean of 3 'smart ditzes" yeah def a true oxymoron. lol i'm pretty sure we all ended up with an A- in that class didn't we? altho you and i were robbed an A... that still really pisses me off.. stupid langton. remember the pregnancy? lol the twins? HAHAHA okay that was slightly mean but whatever we were first years we didn't know any better.

HBA is a 'club" i started in school for the popular ppl. it stands for hot-by-association. right now only 5 people are part of that from this forum (as co-president i decide whether or not they are allowed into our infamous club) and those people are as stands

Me (obviously)
Shim (cuz he's my best friend... plus i've know him 10 years)
Everescent (cuz i've known him for 3 years know and i set him up with one of my best friends_
Kev: cuz he's normal and i know he exists as i have him on my msn
Skipper: cuz he's shim's friend and i met him last summer, thus automatically by association joining the club.

FYI dinky-dick..... i'm a Neurobio MAJOR who has taken TONS of genetics classes....so don't try fooling me with your crap... i wasn't talking GENOTYPES you insignificant FOOL i was talking phenotypes and saying what orlando would look like if his two looks in those movies were combined. longish curly brown hair with sexy side burns.

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~