BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES — Page 60

Author: MeBeJedi
Time: 21-Jan-2006 11:33 AM
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MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.

MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.

JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 21-Jan-2006 11:50 AM
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Wouldn't happen to be Patricia Velasquez' sister, would she? The resemblance is striking.

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Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: MeBeJedi
Time: 21-Jan-2006 12:02 PM
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I see it!

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MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.

MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.

JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 21-Jan-2006 11:09 PM
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That's good stuff.

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Jackie Titone, AKA: Mrs. Sandler.

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Ali Larter

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Mena Suvari

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Amy Smart

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Author: sean wookie
Time: 24-Jan-2006 4:27 PM
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

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Bryce Dallas Howard, gentlemen.

She looks like an old person with plastic surgery.

Author: JediSage
Time: 25-Jan-2006 1:09 AM
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Jennifer Love Huge-ti....I mean Jennifer Love Hewitt.

http://www.safesearching.com/jenniferlovehewitt/media/photos/jlh%20ocean%20drive%20June%202004/scan0017.jpg

Nemo me impune lacessit

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Author: HotRod
Time: 25-Jan-2006 11:58 AM
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^^ Is it me or does her head look like it belongs to another picture---very strange!!

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Author: JediSage
Time: 25-Jan-2006 12:30 PM
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Originally posted by: HotRod
^^ Is it me or does her head look like it belongs to another picture---very strange!!

Hmmmm...got it from her official site. Would tend to doubt it, however you are correct it does look weird.

Nemo me impune lacessit

http://ttrim.blogspot.com

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 25-Jan-2006 2:33 PM
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IT LOOKS LIKE HER HEAD IS ABOUT TO FALL OFF.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 25-Jan-2006 6:56 PM
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That's what I was thinking. That, and the fact that it annoyed me that she always acted with her breasts. one of many reasons I've avoided Ghost Whisperer.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Darth Enzo
Time: 25-Jan-2006 7:17 PM
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If you concentrate on her breasts, it's not a half-bad show. Beyond that, well, it gets predictable after a few episodes. Also, if I was a restless spirit trying to communicate with my loved ones one final time before crossing over and she started misquoting and paraphrasing me like she does all those other poor dead sonsabitches, I'd stick around a while longer to haunt her, just out of spite.

Author: Stinky-Dinkins
Time: 25-Jan-2006 7:27 PM
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What do you mean she's always "acting with her breasts?" I would like to remake 7 and cast her left breast as Brad Pitt, her right breast as Morgan Freeman, and her face as Kevin Spacey. Wrap your mind around that. Brad Pitt ruined that movie, he also sagged slightly more than Morgan Freeman.

I dig that girl Leah Dizon. I'd like to get my tongue in that and dig around, get all dirty. Just poke around in there, see what happened. Just filthy, outrageous things.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Dinkins/BIIIATCHES/22.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Dinkins/BIIIATCHES/20051011-Leah1.jpg

Author: MeBeJedi
Time: 25-Jan-2006 7:33 PM
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"If you concentrate on her breasts, it's not a half-bad show."

ROTFLMAO! My wife likes this show, but I doubt it's for that reason. (At least, I hope not......unless she wants a threesome.

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"Brad Pitt ruined [7]"

Are you kidding me? Wow!

MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.

MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.

JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.

Author: Stinky-Dinkins
Time: 25-Jan-2006 7:40 PM
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His acting was terrible. The movie should have been called 8 because his horse ass acting was the biggest sin of the film.

Author: MeBeJedi
Time: 25-Jan-2006 9:57 PM
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Well, I don't agree with you, but I love your description nonetheless.

MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.

MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.

JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.

Author: battlewars
Time: 25-Jan-2006 10:40 PM
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Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 26-Jan-2006 9:21 AM
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Adrienne Wilkinson

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 26-Jan-2006 9:53 AM
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Not bad, but what a wretched outfit. It looks like she was in the fridge too long and started growing mould.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: MeBeJedi
Time: 26-Jan-2006 12:03 PM
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She needs to shave her boobs.

MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.

MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.

JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 26-Jan-2006 12:54 PM
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Gotta be careful doing that, or you'll end up with bloody nipples.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 26-Jan-2006 12:55 PM
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Nair, anyone?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 26-Jan-2006 12:59 PM
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Read Bruce Campbell's chapter on Xena in "If Chins Could Kill" before trying that.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 26-Jan-2006 1:05 PM
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
Not bad, but what a wretched outfit. It looks like she was in the fridge too long and started growing mould.

I'll try to find a better one.

http://www.thecharmedones.co.uk/pages/Home/adrienne.jpg

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I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: skyman8081
Time: 26-Jan-2006 3:50 PM
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

Author: MeBeJedi
Time: 26-Jan-2006 4:11 PM
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"Nair, anyone?"

I was thinking more along the lines of "40 year-old-virgin".

MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.

MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.

JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.