FLINT: "Not if I have anything to say about it!"
LADY JAYE: "Ahem?"
FLINT: "Not if we have anything to say about it!"
LADY JAYE: "That's better."
FLINT: "Pack out all canvas you fairy tale sea snakes! Go get 'em!"
SKELETON: "Give me some sugar, baby."
COBRA COMMANDER: "Skeletor?!"
SPIRIT: "Come see the violence inherent in the system, come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being oppressed!"
SNAKE-EYES: "Let that funky music play boy!"
SCARLETT: "Snake-Eyes, put on some Aerosmith, would ya?"
FLINT: "That is the worst screen saver I've ever seen."
DESTRO: "It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and... damn, I forgot the sunglasses."
SGT. SLAUGHTER: "What'd you say about my momma?!"
SCARLETT: "Somewhere, over the rainbow..."
STORM SHADOW: "I have the power!!!"
GENERAL HAWK: "Whaddya mean ya can't fight in the War Room? It's the bloody War Room!"
COMIC BOOK GENERAL HAWK: "Why the Hell do I look so much like Duke?"
DUKE: "Why did they make me look exactly like the comic book General Hawk?"
SCARLETT: "This is for all those red haired, ginger haired, and/or brunette's who've been forced to dye their hair platinum blonde!" [ka-pow]
SNAKE-EYES: "This is for Bruce Lee!"
SERPENTOR: "A part in the movie! Get me a part in the movie, damn it!"
DUKE: "Never!"
SCARLETT: "To Macy's Warehouse Sale!"
GENERAL HAWK: "Thundercats, HO!"
GI JOES: "Huh?!"
STALKER: "Why can't I get any love?"
DUKE: "I've been asking myself that same question all my life Stalk..."
FLINT: "Bwahahahahaha! Topher Grace as Venom, that's hilarious!"
SCARLETT: "Damn conservatives..."
DUKE: "Did you just suggest a menage a trois?! Score!"