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A.W.K., INC.™©®

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This thread is designed to revive the WARBLER., INC.™©® thread, since it will likely soon be closed.
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"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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Why not just post in the WARBLER, INC thread?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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WHAT!!!????!!!!!!!!!

[offical statment from the currently decommissioned WARBLER., INC.™©®]
Adamwankenobi and A.W.K.,INC™©® do not in any way reflect the views of Warbler or the currently defunct WARBLER., INC.™©®. There is no conection between this thread and WARBLER., INC.™©®. This thread will in no way affect the status of WARBLER., INC.™©®. Warbler and WARBLER., INC.™©® have had NOTHING to do with the creation of this thread, and will have nothing to do with this thread or Adamwankenobi. [/offical statment from the currently decommissioned WARBLER., INC.™©®]
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Nice stab at legalese there, Warbler. Might even pass the muster in front of a judge.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: Warbler
WHAT!!!????!!!!!!!!!

[offical statment from the currently defunct WARBLER., INC.™©®]
Adamwankenobi and A.W.K.,INC™©® do not in any way reflect the views of Warbler or the currently defunct WARBLER., INC.™©®. There is no conection between this thread and WARBLER., INC.™©®. This thread will in no way affect the status of WARBLER., INC.™©®. Warbler and WARBLER., INC.™©® have had NOTHING to do with the creation of this thread, and will have nothing to do with this thread or Adamwankenobi. [/offical statment from the currently defunct WARBLER., INC.™©®]


^He's correct. The idea is that I intend to bring in all of his workers who he ran off when he closed the company. This will serve as the new and improved WARBLER., INC.™©®.

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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
This will serve as the new and improved WARBLER., INC.™©®.


Do not continue to associate your compamy with the defunct WARBLER., INC.™©®. Your company will have nothing to do with the defunct WARBLER., INC.™©®. As for the former employees of WARBLER., INC.™©®, it is their choice weither they wish to work for you or not. I somehow doubt they will want to work for your company though. They'd probably prefer working for Moe Larry and Curly to working for you.
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Of course, if people would just leave this thread to AWK, and post elsewhere, it might drop off page one very quickly - and maybe take AWK with it.

Worth a try? Come on, folks. Make me proud.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
Of course, if people would just leave this thread to AWK, and post elsewhere, it might drop off page one very quickly - and maybe take AWK with it.

Worth a try? Come on, folks. Make me proud.


It's no big deal. I just noticed that a few guys were reminising about their good old times at WARBLER., INC.™©®, and I thought I would give them a new home since Darth Chaltab and YIYF took the liberty of burning down the old Warbler building.
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Maybe you should read the actual post again by MeBe.
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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I did. But this thread was meant as a joke in the first place, as I know that I could never reach the level of WARBLER., INC.™©® or of MANGLER BROS., INC.™©®. Plus, I know very well that no one would be interested. This thread is more like propaganda to get WARBLER., INC.™©® back in business.

Vote YES to keep WARBLER., INC.™©® in business!
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In light of recent events, I now officially announce that A.W.K., INC.™©® has changed its name to WARBLER., INC.™©®.

I have enlisted the same construction crew responsible for the former WARBLER., INC.™©® building (R.I.P), which was owned by Warbler, and destoyed by Darth Chaltab and YIYF. The new building will be completed soon. Ricardo will now have a place to piss at.

My official business partner in this venture is Stinky-Dinkins, the intellectual responsible for such great works of art as the HBA image.

Expect greatness.
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I demand that you take my name off this company's name immediately!!!!!!
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I tell you what. How about you take command? It could be: WARBLER INC.™©® reincarnated.
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OK, fine.

Evacuate the building everyone!

*Puts on jet pack and leaps off of the top roof. Pulls out bazooka. Blasts away the building.*

Move along, move along.
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Now please remove my name from the title, or I will go to Jay.
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“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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this thread is really really sad
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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Originally posted by: kev
this thread is really really sad


BURN! Man, Kev, you're on fire today!
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"Maybe you should read the actual post again by MeBe."

kev, maybe you and the others here should read my actual post, as it was directed towards you guys!

QUIT POSTING IN THIS THREAD. DEAD THREAD. LET IT DROP.

All you guys are doing is giving AWK all this wonderful attention, and more masturbation ammunition. Go away!

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>