Originally posted by: RRS-1980
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! Think about your future
(read them aloud):
1) That's not right ................................. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Din
3) See me ASAP..................................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ....................................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ...................................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .................Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ........................ Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet .......... Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah Kin
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Whan Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight .......................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ............................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! Think about your future

(read them aloud):
1) That's not right ................................. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Din
3) See me ASAP..................................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ....................................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ...................................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .................Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ........................ Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet .......... Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah Kin
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Whan Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight .......................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ............................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
I have an hilarious list of japanese names, some not real but sounding real, that make up a whole story of a gang of japanese people who robbed a bank (the names of the people arrested IS the story of the bank robber), it's a well known joke here, unfortunally it's absolutely untranslatable. My favorite is Fujiro Nakombi, which can be phonetically read in portuguese as "they ran away in the van".