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Tell me your Star Wars unpopular opinion

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Mine is that the original trilogy isn’t actually a trilogy, but rather just a part of a larger original hexalogy, which includes the Holiday Special & the two Ewoks movies.

In my view, these six movies represent the true & only complete Star Wars experience.

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I don’t believe that that’s your real opinion, but it is amusing

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Mine is that the original trilogy isn’t actually a trilogy, but rather a duology with a clusterfuck of consumerist, egomaniacal garbage tacked onto it.

In my view, there is no true & complete Star Wars experience, because George Luca$h, Jar Jar Abrams, Ruin Johnson, and Dave Fulloboloney are all fuckin’ hacks playing with action figures while masturbating to themselves in the mirror.

I refuse to dehumanize anyone. Your ethical/moral/political/religious views may be repugnant to me, but I strive to hold Luke 23:34 close to my heart.