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Changes you want (or don't want) to the 2007 archival editions — Page 5

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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Artifact from the future: In a hidden easter egg on the 2007 DVD, there is a scene that mimics the "book burning" scene from IJ and the Last Crusade. Lucas has trimmed his facial hair down to a tiny mustache and is surrounded by kids in brown shirts. Mostly they are ILM employees and posters on TF.N, but it's easy to tell that they've been multiplied in ILM computers to make them look more plentiful than they really are. They are seen burning heaps of bootleg O-OT DVDs, Laserdisc sets, old VHS copies, and even the old film stock. "Der Lucas, Der Lucas" they all shout out with arms extended straight (though their voices have all been replaced by Temura Morrison). A close up of Lucas' irises show them turned to red and orange.


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I would like goegre lucas to computerize it so gredo never shoots
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
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Well, I would like the CG Yoda, but never EVER do I want Alec Guiness replaced! He did an excellent job as Obi-Wan and Lucas specifically chose and coached Ewan McGregor so that he would look and sound like Alec Guiness.

But maybe he should tack on Mace Windu at the side as well. (Just kidding)
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Originally posted by: Darth Richard
I would like goegre lucas to computerize it so gredo never shoots


Nah- change it THIS time so that Greedo shoots HIMSELF!. The blast bounces back and hits him. Or- for better PT quality comedic effect, have the blast bounce around the Cantina, of course with Looney Tune style sound effects added in, maybe the same shot cuts the arm off of the dude the Ben protects Luke from (just to save time), hits a couple of added in battle-droids (you know drowning their sorrows after being decommisioned) and the finally hitting Greedo. That would lend more credence to Han's joke about 'sorry about the mess' and we could all finally see what a funny, happy-go-lucky guy Solo is!!!
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Yeah, that would be great! And instead of stepping on Jabba's tail, Han now farts as he turns his back to the crimelord! And Boba Fett could step in poop when leaving docking bay 94!
"The things that stick in my mind and make me laugh were, like, memos worried about whether or not the Wookie should have pants. They're looking at this thing and saying, "Couldn't he have some lederhosen?" This is great. Of all the things to worry about, the Wookie has no pants." -Mark Hamill
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Originally posted by: greencapt
Originally posted by: Darth Richard
I would like goegre lucas to computerize it so gredo never shoots


have the blast bounce around the Cantina,


Nope, that would be repetitive. Somthing similar already happens in the garbage compactor scene.
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Which would make it all the funnier! Makes you think, "Oh Han! Will you ever learn?" Of course, it has to come back and hit him in the ass and make him shoot up like a rocket, with a big "YEEOOW!"
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Which would make it all the funnier! Makes you think, "Oh Han! Will you ever learn?" Of course, it has to come back and hit him in the ass and make him shoot up like a rocket, with a big "YEEOOW!"


Yeah! And its not repetitive... its continuity of character! I'd also change the 'I Love You' scene in ESB just before Han is frozen- I mean GL didn't even write the 'I know.." line- just who the Hell does Harrison Frod think he is for ad-libbing that crap?!?! He has ruined the master's works. Instead in the newly *corrected* scene Han should reply "I love you more." Then Leia says "No... *teehee*... I love YOU more." This goes on for a few lines until we get a close-up of Vader turning his head to the side and looking down slightly as he seems to remember the exchange.

See- continuity!
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you bumped this gay thread for a shitty pic of your lame wet dream fanboy fantasy change?
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Originally posted by: greencapt
Originally posted by: sybeman
Which would make it all the funnier! Makes you think, "Oh Han! Will you ever learn?" Of course, it has to come back and hit him in the ass and make him shoot up like a rocket, with a big "YEEOOW!"


Yeah! And its not repetitive... its continuity of character! I'd also change the 'I Love You' scene in ESB just before Han is frozen- I mean GL didn't even write the 'I know.." line- just who the Hell does Harrison Frod think he is for ad-libbing that crap?!?! He has ruined the master's works. Instead in the newly *corrected* scene Han should reply "I love you more." Then Leia says "No... *teehee*... I love YOU more." This goes on for a few lines until we get a close-up of Vader turning his head to the side and looking down slightly as he seems to remember the exchange.

See- continuity!


ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What we need is the Original Trilogy back in its theatrical form just like we want, but there is an alternate scene in ROTJ that we can select to watch in which Vader picks up George Lucas and flings him down the shaft.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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Make sure and take McCallum's head out of Lucas' ass, we don't want two murders on our hands!
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The part of Grover Dill, normally played by Yano Anaya, will now be played by Rick McCallum.
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Originally posted by: battlewars
i like mccallum!


He's fucking awesome! I mean, he's just so fucking grand!
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I have nothing against him, it's just that McCallum wouldn't be that bad of a guy if he would just stop sucking Lucas's dick for 2 minutes.

I listened to the first few mintues of the ROTS DVD commentary and had to stop it at minute 4 because I was so sick of him verbally blow jobbing Lucas and his "creative vision for this movie." I haven't gone back to that damn DVD since.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Jenny, are you hot?



Tall, blonde, ample bust line. Yeah, I've been known to turn a few heads. *wink*
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Originally posted by: Invader Jenny
I have nothing against him, it's just that McCallum wouldn't be that bad of a guy if he would just stop sucking Lucas's dick for 2 minutes.

I listened to the first few mintues of the ROTS DVD commentary and had to stop it at minute 4 because I was so sick of him verbally blow jobbing Lucas and his "creative vision for this movie." I haven't gone back to that damn DVD since.


You should have listened around the end. Around the Mustafar part, McCallum, goes off on a tangent about "My God, he sees things." And it cracks you up, because it sounds so obvious that he is an ass-kisser/dick-sucker and praises Lucas for everything he does. McCallum goes on and on throughout the entire commentary (nearly every time he starts talking) about the grand vision of Lucas and how incredible he is as a person (no joke) and as a storyteller. Then - get this, he praises Hayden as "a very gifted actor." No shit.
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I happen to be a fan of ample bust lines.

There is no lingerie in space…

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I happen to be a fan of ample bust lines.


Funny, I have a hard time reading that with Princess Leia as your icon. Almost as if she is saying it. Kinda freaky.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas