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Post #1682698

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Superweapon VII
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Maul: Shadow Lord
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15-Apr-2026, 5:11 PM

Connor MacLeod said:

Ah Darth Maul, a.k.a. Darth NoPenis. I will never understand why so many people accept his absurd return after being cut in half.

It should be established that Maul’s species can reproduce asexually, and like starfish, a pair of Mauls grew from the severed halves. When they appear on-screen together for the first time, you can have a character snap their finger and point, saying “This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!” And they can each carry half of a double-bladed lightsaber, each half powered by a split kyber crystal which has been bled extra dry, and when they put the two halves together, they form a superlightsaber which can fire energy beams from both ends capable of blasting holes in the spacetime continuum, forming wormholes to other galaxies, time periods, and universes.