Yes
2. You’ve seen each OT film at least 10 times.
Yes
3. You can play the entire movies in your head and have most if not all the lines memorized
Yes
4. You have seen the Holiday Special
No
5.You own a laserdisc or dvd transfer version of the O-OT.
Yes
6. You hate the changes to the OT, but you own the special edition and 2004 DVD anyway.
Yes
7. You rarely, if ever refer to SW, Empire and Jedi by their episode numbers, but you do so with the prequels.
Yes
8. You blame any and all plotholes on the prequels and NOT on the original films
Yes
9. You think the special effects from the O-OT are much more believable than the cgi stuff from the special editions and prequels.
Yes
10. You’ve cringed at three or more special edition changes while watching the movies.
Yes
11. When you watch the updated versions, you often yell at the TV.
Yes
12. Han shot first, end of story.
Yes
13. You hate most or all of the OT changes, but wouldn’t mind seeing changes made to the prequel trilogy
Don't give a fuck about the prequels whether they get changed or not
14. You know what O-OT, OT, PT and ILM stand for.
Yes
15. You prefer puppet Yoda to CGI Yoda.
Hell Yes
16. You love and hate George Lucas.
Yes
17. When watching the updated versions, you can point out every tiny minsicule change that was made.
Yes
18. You wish the prequels looked and felt more like the OT.
Yes
19. You would pay over $20 (per film) to see the O-OT on the big screen.
Yes
20. You think the cgi changes made to the O-OT did little or nothing to enhance the films.
Yes
1) You pretend your flashlight is a lightsaber.
Yes
2) When you are about to finish a long job you say, "Almost there..."
Yes
3) When you see something you like you say, "Impressive. Most impressive."
Yes
4) Your car is called "The Falcon."
I really do call my car the falocon all the time. 'Let's take the falcon', etc. I haven't called it 'the car' in ages. Even my friends now refeet o my car as 'The Falcon'. The funny thing is my car is pretty old (21 years), but really weell and affectionately cared for, just like the real falcon
5) When sweeping/raking/mopping/shoveling you can't help but swing your handle around and "Bzzrroom! Zrroom!"
I guess I've done that but not everytime I pick up a mop.
6) When the grocery store register beeps, you can help but say, "Thank you R2."
Can't say I do, but from now on I will
7) You’re not quite sure where to put your copy of TPM, AOTC, and ROTS on the video shelf - Before or after the original trilogy? In the middle of the re-mastered set? After the original releases but before the Special Edition box set? And where should the 2004 DVD's go?
I never bought AOTC or ROTS, and my copy of TPM went in a bag of otehr junk and given to a charity shop
8) You don't care how something works - it just does.
Yes
9) Any school notebooks are doodled with pictures of X-Wings, Tie Fighters, star destroyers, and lightsabers.
That and big penises (when I was at school, that is)
10) Midichlorians don't exist. They never existed. Ever.
Midi-what?
11) It's not a car - it's a land speeder.
Like I said, it's 'The Falcon'
12) When ever taking off or landing in an airplane, you wish that the Captain would say over the intercom, "This is it! Lock S-foils in attack position!"
That would be cool
13) Other people look at the stars and see empty space with stars billions of miles away. You look up and imagine an X-wing pulling a split-S dive, levelling out and totalling two TIE Fighters and you're fighting along right next to them as "Red 9."
Yes
14) You refer to your University as "The Jedi Acadamy." Or if your university sucks, "The Emperial Acadamy."
Nope, never done that
15) You nod and smile while reading this list.
most of it - some of it's just wacky
16) You draw comparisons to Star Wars in casual conversation.
constantly
17) When your alarm goes off in the morning you say, "Unexpected this is...and unfortunate."
I say something a little stronger, but I'm working on getting to the point of Yoda Zen
18) You know the names of all the major cast members and what they are doing now.
The OT cast
19) When ever you buy a new appliance you make sure that it speaks Bocce.
I couldn't live with a non-bocce speaking toaster
20) When something is out of reach you close your eyes and try to bring it to you by using the force.
All the time. One day I'll get it
21) Yoda and Obi-Wan appear to you in your dreams and you take their advice on a regular basis.
Not yet
22) You plan on naming one (if not all) of your children with a Star Wars name somewhere in their legal names.
Definitely
23) You listen to Star Wars music for insparation.
Yes
24) You have tried to force choke people that have pissed you off.
No, cos that's the Dark Side
25) When people make fun of your car/van/boat/bike/jetski you say "She'll make point 5 past lightspeed."
I've been known to say that
26) You defend the acting of Mark Hamill passionately.
Seriously, Mark Hamill is a great actor
27) You wave your hand purposefully and "use the Force" to open automatic doors or elevator doors.
Yes
28) You bought the game Wing Commander III and/or IV just because Mark Hamill was in it.
No, but I only know what it is or that it even exists because of him
29) You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man."
Yes
30) Any time you are putting on a glove on your right hand it is because you have to cover up the cybernetics that are now showing.
Well, no
31) You watched/ bought "Scream 3" because Princess Leia is in it.
No, but it's cool that she is
32) You know the connection betweed Wedge Antilles and Ewan McGregor (and actually give a crap.)
Yes
33) Whenever you see a picture of Saturn's moon Mimas, you freak out because it looks just like the death star is on it way to blow up earth.
Yes
