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I followed this trail of M&M's through the forest only to find out they were Reeses' Pieces instead? Now witness the full power of the Dark Side!

I am the BASF of the film community. I don’t make the films you watch. I make the films you watch better.

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Vader: It's okay, Yoda. It's okay. Let me stroke your hair.
yoda: Feel safe in your arms, I do Vader. Hear your heartbeat, I can. Soothing, it is.

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Glued to my lip, my finger is.

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Oh those silly droids and their antics! Setting people on fire... *smerk*
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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Ok, ok, here's more gin and vodka, now tell me where did you hide my car keys!
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Be very very quiet. Hunting rabbits, I am. hehehehe
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DARTH MAUL: "You seem like a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you."

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DARTH VADER: "You seem like a decent fellow. I'd hate to die."

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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DARTH MAUL: "I'd like to let you in on a little secret. I am not left handed."

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DARTH VADER: "I confess I have a secret of my own. I'm not left-handed either."

Not the EXACT qoute, but you get the reference.

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Remember the green cross code kids.
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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DARTH MAUL: "I'd like to let you in on a little secret. I am not left handed."

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DARTH VADER: "I confess I have a secret of my own. I'm not left-handed either."

Not the EXACT qoute, but you get the reference.

It's close enough, I assure you.

http://www.starwars.ndo.co.uk/episodes4-6/c3p0.jpg http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/leia_organa.jpg
C3P0: "I just don't understand - we laugh together, we care for each other, we have highly proficient sex - I just don't see why we can't get married."
LEIA: "Look, we're different, let's just leave it at that."
THREEPIO: "Whaddaya mean 'different'?"
LEIA: "Mixed marriages just don't work. I'm afraid I'm gonna come home one day and find you screwing the toaster."
THREEPIO: "You'll just have to trust me."
LEIA: "Okay, okay, I'll marry you, but on one condition - I want a Jewis wedding."
THREEPIO: "A Jewish wedding?! Okay!"
LEIA: "By the way - are you circumcised?"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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"God, if you can hear me, please...don't let Lucas screw up the PT. Please, Lord."

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"You gotta be kidding me, George. This is your script for the PT?"

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"Hey, what's a robot got to do to get that kind of lovin' around here?"

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(For my own personal enjoyment. Look at Mark. My god, he is ripped. *ahhhh*)

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"So what if she is my sister? She's hot!"
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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LUKE: "Say HELLO to my little friend!"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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You were out way past your curfew. Go to your room!!!!

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George, you ruined my life!

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Ani, what do you think of my new do?

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Yo, Lando, my name is pronounced Hahhhhhhn.
George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

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I shot first, damn it!!!!
George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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"Oh, you sure as hell better not be towing my speeder."
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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"This is the weapon of a Jedi knight."

*VOOM*

"Not as clumsy or... Hey wait a minute, did I tell you that you could turn that thing on? Turn it off now, you're gonna waste battery power! Damn little brat can't let you have anything! Give me back that! Now, I WAS going to give your that lightsaber but aparently you don't know how to handle things, I didn't give you permission to turn that thing on, it's dangerous, you could have killed both of us, or poked an eye out! Ooohh... just... forget about the whole thing, take your droids and go back to your home! Now!"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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THREEPIO: "Hey, are you two using protection?"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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"You shall be cast into the pit of Lucas, where you shall have to wear flannel for 1000 years!"
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The new Queen of Naboo is......Sinead O'Connor!?
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The new Queen of Naboo is......Sinead O'Connor!?

Bwahahahahaha!
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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"Being a fan of other powerful women in cinema, I really like what this look did for Sigourney's career."

I am the BASF of the film community. I don’t make the films you watch. I make the films you watch better.

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I thought it was Demi.

Or that chick from "Star Trek: The Motion Picture".

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"This protocoldroid might be usefull, fit him with a Lucas bolt so he will stay on this set until the GL is about to shoot the PT"


"It's OK, droids are allowed in here. What'll it be?"
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Piggy:So watcha say short, blond and handsome...how about taking me back to Yoda's hut and showing me some of that force with that long saber of yours.

Kermit: Master Yoda, do something!

Yoda: hmmm.....Luke, whores do not make one great.