Indeed
2. You’ve seen each OT film at least 10 times.
Possibly, over the course of the 22 years of my existance its possible.
3. You can play the entire movies in your head and have most if not all the lines memorized
Sort of
4. You have seen the Holiday Special
I haven't
5.You own a laserdisc or dvd transfer version of the O-OT.
YEAH! Hell yes! The Tr47 ones in fact and they work GREAT!
6. You hate the changes to the OT, but you own the special edition and 2004 DVD anyway.
That wouldnt make me an O-OT fan if I owned the DVD now would it? I'll have NOTHING to do with the special edition.
7. You rarely, if ever refer to SW, Empire and Jedi by their episode numbers, but you do so with the prequels.
Yeah actually.
8. You blame any and all plotholes on the prequels and NOT on the original films
Indeed, because thats how it is. Its the prequals and Captain CGI Fetish Lucas's fault for the plotholes.
9. You think the special effects from the O-OT are much more believable than the cgi stuff from the special editions and prequels.
Think, I do not. Know, I do.
10. You’ve cringed at three or more special edition changes while watching the movies.
a) Greedo Shooting first b) Jabba in Star Wars c) Luke screaming
11. When you watch the updated versions, you often yell at the TV.
I yelled at the cinema too. Luckily it was dark.
12. Han shot first, end of story.
Damn straight.
13. You hate most or all of the OT changes, but wouldn’t mind seeing changes made to the prequel trilogy
I'd like to see the PT erased from history and out of our memories, like the flavor text of a certain magic card which describes nobody mourning you because they never knew you existed in the first place.
14. You know what O-OT, OT, PT and ILM stand for.
Original Original Trilogy, Original Trilogy, Prequal Trilogy, Industrial Light and magic
15. You prefer puppet Yoda to CGI Yoda.
Yes, he looks Corporeal
16. You love and hate George Lucas.
Aint no love at all, man. I hate the fucker. He was seduced by the dark side of film making. He ceased to be an artist and became a yuppie.
17. When watching the updated versions, you can point out every tiny minsicule change that was made.
Yes I can.
18. You wish the prequels looked and felt more like the OT.
Yes, and anyone who doesnt wish that is an unamerican terrorist nazi satan worshiping scatologist.
19. You would pay over $20 (per film) to see the O-OT on the big screen.
Fuck no, I'm bitching about how ten bucks is too much for a movie ticket so what make syou think I'd see ANY movie for 20?
20. You think the cgi changes made to the O-OT did little or nothing to enhance the films.
Think, i do not. Know, I do.