"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough..."
"Really? Wow!"
"Nah, actually I just picked it up when he was lying on the volcano burning to death while he screamed 'I HATE YOU!'."
"..."
"Uh... it's an elegant weapon! From a more civilized age."
The colours of the lightsaber blades do not change depending on what side you're on. They do however change when you bring them aboard The Millenium Falcon
