Joe you’re shattering my hopes and dreams! 😉 Just kidding, I have no reason to believe my theory is actually true. I just want it to be true because it would be funny.
well unfortunately, prepare to have them shattered again haha. just to be sure, i reached out to the good folks at Rifftrax asking if they were the ones who uploaded that version, or were the ones who added the crawl. got a response pretty fast actually:
the hunt continues…
as for the article, i agree, i’m not taking it as gospel or anything definitive, just a potential connective clue.