Next you'll be telling me they speak English in Star Wars!
What? They do! No way! What's wrong with Lucas?!? Why would there be English in a galaxy far, far away?!? See, that's what makes the Star Wars films so stupid. Everyone knows that there can't be English in the GFFA!
That is one of the most insanely bad ideas Lucas has come up with! I now officially hate Star Wars because they speak English in it!
