2) When you are about to finish a long job you say, "Almost there..." - And during sex, you say: "It didn't go in, it just impacted on the surface."
3) When you see something you like you say, "Impressive. Most impressive." - Yep
4) Your car is called "The Falcon." - No... not yet. (Note to self: name car "The Falcon."
5) When sweeping/raking/mopping/shoveling you can't help but swing your handle around and "Bzzrroom! Zrroom!" - Yep
6) When the grocery store register beeps, you can help but say, "Thank you R2." - I'll try it some time and see what the reaction is.
7) You’re not quite sure where to put your copy of TPM, AOTC, and ROTS on the video shelf - Before or after the original trilogy? In the middle of the re-mastered set? After the original releases but before the Special Edition box set? And where should the 2004 DVD's go? - Easy: before the OT.
8) You don't care how something works, it just does. - I care.
9) Any school notebooks are doodled with pictures of X-Wings, Tie Fighters, star destroyers, and lightsabers. - Nah, I'm no artist.
10) Midichlorians don't exist. They never existed. Ever. - Nothing in SW did last time I checked.
11) It's not a car, it's a land speeder. - Correct.
12) When ever taking off or landing in an airplane, you wish that the Captain would say over the intercom, "This is it! Lock S-foils in attack position!" - And I thought only I felt like that!
13) Other people look at the stars and see empty space with stars billions of miles away. You look up and imagine an X-wing pulling a split-S dive, levelling out and totalling two TIE Fighters and you're fighting along right next to them as "Red 9." - I see both.
14) You refer to your University as "The Jedi Acadamy." Or if your university sucks, "The Emperial Acadamy." - LOL
15) You nod and smile while reading this list. - Yes.. yes I do.
16) You draw comparisons to Star Wars in casual conversation. - ALL THE TIME! AND IT ANNOYS PEOPLE!
17) When your alarm goes off in the morning you say, "Unexpected this is...and unfortunate." - Yep.
18) You know the names of all the major cast members and what they are doing now. - Yep.
19) When ever you buy a new appliance you make sure that it speaks Bocce. - Couldn't forget, I need my moisture vaporators in tip top shape!
20) When something is out of reach you close your eyes and try to bring it to you by using the force. - Doesn't everyone?
21) Yoda and Obi-Wan appear to you in your dreams and you take their advice on a regular basis. - And it was only in my dreams...
22) You plan on naming one (if not all) of your children with a Star Wars name somewhere in their legal names. - Might be cool, but, I don't think I would want any children.
23) You listen to Star Wars music for insparation. - OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24) You have tried to force choke people that have pissed you off. - And Tarkin prevents me every time!
25) When people make fun of your car/van/boat/bike/jetski you say "She'll make point 5 past lightspeed." - LOL
26) You defend the acting of Mark Hamill passionately. - No.
27) You wave your hand purposefully and "use the Force" to open automatic doors or elevator doors. - Yes, I always do when I exit my local Wal-Mart, after buying some type(s) of Star Wars merchendise.
28) You bought the game Wing Commander III and/or IV just because Mark Hamill was in it. - No, but I've played them.
29) You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man." - Of course. Why? Because Fett IS the man. I never trade the Fett man!
30) Any time you are putting on a glove on your right hand it is because you have to cover up the cybernetics that are now showing. - Or when it's cold outside.
31) You watched/ bought "Scream 3" because Princess Leia is in it. - I rented it.
32) You know the connection betweed Wedge Antilles and Ewan McGregor (and actually give a crap.) - Yes, and yes.
33) Whenever you see a picture of Saturn's moon Mimas, you freak out because it looks just like the death star is on it way to blow up earth. - Well, I don't exactly freak out, more like I marvel at the coincidence (and yes, Warbler, it IS a coincidence
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