“It was a woof, goddammit! A big, black, stinkin’ ass woof! The muthafucka jumped off the boat and ran over there, and when it got there, sonuvabitch turned into a man! He did the flip-flop shit on me! Just like a whore I knew in Detroit back in ‘62,‘63. I go over to her house on Saturday night. She loved me, man! Take her chicken and some pretzels. I come to the door, she’s a man! Flip-floppin’ an shit! You ever seen a muthafucka flip-flop on you an shit like this‽ In your face, goin’ crazy, be flippin’ an shit!”