Dutch Girls - 1985 - 6/10

Scottish high school field hockey squad is off to the Netherlands for friendly matches.
Coach anticipates easy victories, glories, and a chance to revel in Van Gogh.
The lads? Alcohol, cigarettes and those easy Dutch girls.
Mixed comedy has a fair amount of Benny Hill to it.
Timothy Spall hilarious as the out of control Lyndon.
Colin Firth the awkward mate, bedazzled and tongue-tied.
(All of the players and girls are too old to be 17.)
Funniest scene when the coach loses his way in Amsterdam and leads the boys into the sex district.